TWEET/PIC: Dr. Beth, Pet Psychologist giving more sound advice...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Beth lives in a fantasy world. If someone text her, "I have a flat tire, what do I do? her response would be, "JUST BUY A NEW CAR". Hey Beth, I have a little water in my basement. What should I do? "BUY A NEW HOUSE SILLY!"
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
     
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    All of her advice revolves around buying things and hiring people.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Fixd
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :lol: Yeah that's more like it.
     
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    That albatross knows so little about how the world works. This is a chick who has the luxury to CRY about giving kittens she's had for mere weeks away to homes.

    I can hear my late grandmother now: "Life can be a real bastard. Get a damned helmet."
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    She is such a clueless piece of shit. What if the depressed cat doesn't get along with the "new" one and regresses even further or they fight all the time?
     
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    Far be it for me to delve into the psychology of a cat, but perhaps ONE way to get a cat out of a funk is to engage it a little more. When my dog died, my cat was the only animal in the house and, yeah, it was an adjustment. The guy always had the dog around. He wanted a bit more attention, so we gave it to him.

    When your home environment changes it is natural for some personalities to change. You adjust. It seems to me, and I'm no expert whose written a whole book about dogs or cats, that starting with, "play with the cat some more. Get him some new toys. Get one of those sticks with a feather and play with him 15 minutes a day" would be a better first step than, "bring in a new animal."
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Beth doesn't understand that because she doesn't deal with anything in private. She points and tells her assistants and maids what to do. A gold diggers fantasy world.


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    That one post far surpasses all the animal advice and knowledge in the cunts entire pea brain.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Is that assistant in the background the same one from the infamous fox news gif?
     
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    that chick looks like she is getting ready to jap slap Beth right across that horse face!
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Is the smaller one the poor gal who hung her head when Beff pulled the dog away from her on TV? Looks a little like her. And Beff is an insufferable goldigging celeb wannabe who neverwillbe.
     
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    ...and for all we know, the first cat might think that the introduction of the second cat was the owner's way of telling the first cat "you're no longer my favorite."

    right? I mean, we have no fucking idea what is going through a cat's head.
     
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    Exactly. I don't think a vet would give that advice however we do no that CuntO has very simple problem solving skills, i.e. can't make money modeling marry an ugly old rich guy to give it to you.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah it's her.