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Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Punctured, Dec 19, 2015.

  1. Punctured

    Punctured Well-Known Member

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    Does he have Tourettes? He doesn't bring it up enough. That last podcast was horrible. He needs to ditch this kid. That g'bow schtick is played out.
     
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    The last podcast was a fucking trainwreck. It was nothing but Twitchels and Levy yelling nonsense over each other with Bocchetti giving his typical retarded "Prussman is a genius" comment. Artie was almost completely absent and it was a total nuthouse mess. I hope he never has these clowns in the same podcast again
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    The problem is that there are way too many idiots begging for that type of podcast. If you ever look at Art's twatter feeds it is full of fuckers praising Twitchels.
     
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    I'm convinced the Tourettes noises are 98% bullshit. If he has it at all, he's milking it big time.

    And it's not funny in the least.
     
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    Exactly. If he doesn't get enough attention, he starts them up really loudly. If they were legit (no way they are), he'd turn away from the mic, not ("neh, neh") directly into the mic.

    Those sounds are horrifying, like a midget having hard sex
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Yes. More normal Artie fans need to speak up about how awful he is. Artie has a small group of obnoxiously vocal fanatics that praise everything he does. One of his twitter followers who's always tweeting Artie's praises even named his son after Artie! Meanwhile, the normal fans don't give a shit enough to say anything, so it reinforces artie's shitty guests.

    That being said, no Costello in a while, at least
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I wish @octex would listen to one of the twitchels episodes.
     
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    Yeah I agree I bailed after 5 minutes. Stacy Prusan was about as interesting as a regular season wnba game and Artie was in zonked out on medications.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I started subscribing again last month the shows have mostly been decent.


    Sue Costello gone has been a plus. The issue with the show is Artie is trying to do his own WFAN broadcast but he knows nothing about sports outside of NFL gambling which he doesn't know much about either but he still pisses his $ away.
     
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    Some commentary about the final episode before the break-

    Joe Matarese provided some interesting conversation that seemed natural during the early part of the podcast. Twichel didn’t seem to be physically able to interject beyond his turrets noises initially, which he eventually overcame. Bocchetti claiming to Levy that he wasn’t a jerkoff because he invited him to Stacey’s event was good. He’s not smart enough to plan that stuff out.

    Even though Artie didn’t really steer the direction of the conversation during the podcast, the episode as a whole ended up being interesting because of the inevitable trainwreck stemming from so many guests trying to get airtime. It seems like Artie and Dan were the puppetmasters with all of this. Sometimes Artie riffing solo with only Dan in the room leads to some seemingly unscripted funny moments, but this was also fun in its own way.

    Levy’s idea of heading up an organization for wounded veterans and talking to various mayors was good as well. Bochetti blindly agreeing with and defending Stacey versus Bob also stood out. And it got sentimental in the end with Artie thanking everyone for the year. He seems more at peace than usual and it showed during the last ten minutes as he reflected on the year.

    I found myself a bit sad when it ended because I won't be able to listen to a new episode for awhile.
     
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    Not happening. I'm a man of my principles lol.
     
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    Guys next year is the final year of the podcast. Everything Artie has done in his professional life has always been just two years- Mad TV, the direct TV show Artie has said it himself. Only thing he has ever stuck with longer than 2 years was HSS.
     
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    You forgot heroin and misc. drugs lasted longer than 2 years?
     
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    That's always because Artie becomes content, comfortable, and lazy when he has any sort of job for an extended period of time. The laziness crept in during 2008 and 2009 of the Stern show. But this job facilitates his laziness so it actually enables his laziness and that's why he won't quit it.
     
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    Dammit, dude, just 10 or 15 minutes. You have to hear the sick noises that emanate from that psycho
     
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    I can't. I won't!!!!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i'll just leave this here

    no one will ever know...




    (this one is actually pretty light on the twitchels chipmunk-rape sounds, but within the first minute you can hear it several times)
     
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    Twichels sounds like a doe in estrus bleat.Twichels can make some good money if it works on bucks :killit: :cash:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    one of the most disappointing developments from artie's podcast is how unfunny geno has become. i used to think he was pretty good on the directv show, but now he tries so hard and is basically just obnoxious. he constantly refers to himself as "daddy" and calls everyone else "boo."
     
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    Maybe Geno gets in a slippery pile with Dan and Artie? :worm:
     
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