Twitter Now Costs $5 Per Month — If You Want to Use Vowels

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  1. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Twttr — doesn't sound too bad, right? Well, that's exactly what you'll get if you want to continue using Twitter for free — only consonants will be available for writing messages. For $5 per month, you'll also be able to use vowels — A, E, I, O and, of course, U.
    The change, which goes into effect ASAP is not only meant to increase Twitter's revenue, but also to make communication among Twitter users even more condensed. Imagine how much info you could put in a tweet if you skipped those pesky vowels?

    Only a sucker would pay for Twitter.
     
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    Only a sucker falls for April Fools jokes...
     
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    Ppl r jst stpd.
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  5. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Would you pay for Twitter?
     
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    When will Gary Puppet address this?
     
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  7. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he's on the case as we're posting.
     
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    Are you fucking serious?
     
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    What's the matter your make believe Twitter friends are not worth 5 bucks?
     
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    Any chance there will be an ala cart service for vowels? I know I can't do without A, E, or O, but I really don't use I or U and I never used Y. Any chance I can get a discounted rate if I only order the vowels I use? I'd pay $3 a month for that. :c
     
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    I'm poor and rarely use my Twitter account. I'm not paying shit.
     
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    You can't be that stoopid?... Can you?
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    You'll have to contact GaryPuppet, Twitter cop.
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Are you so stupid that the joke just flew over your empty head?
     
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  18. The Cocksman

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    You go girl.
     
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    :cheer:

    When the going gets tough the tough gets girl.
     
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    Almost 1.5 months too late.
    Yuup great Joke :facepalm:
     
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