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  1. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    That's all I had for a tip for the chinese delivery guy tonight.
    I fear spit/spunk in my next order.
     
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    At least you didn't stiff him. But just to be sure, pick up your next order and put a couple of bucks in the tip jar. Don't need any "special sauce" in your Dim Sum.
     
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    Years ago at a job I no longer have, I got up, left the break room to take a piss. When I returned, I took a drink of my coke, and it tasted funny. And the motherfuckers were giggling. I said Ok you fucks, I'm going to jerk off in your coffee cups. I said it could be a month or a year from now, but I'm gonna do it. It started a new tradition of washing coffee cups before each use with soap and hot water. I would sit there and tell them yea, you wash them out real good. I settled for taking a piss in each of their cars, right on the front seats.
     
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    I usually tip at least $7 but I was short today.
     
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    You getting extra lobster sauce in your next order. :jj:

    Seriously, if you want to mend fences the next time you feel like eating that (assuming it's not far) show up in person to order. I'd say call for a pick up but i'd wanna watch 'em making it if I were you. When your order's ready explain how bad you felt about last time and leave a couple of bucks for the delivery guy.
     
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    Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
     
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    LMFAO!! That is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread. 'Better Off Dead' ftw. :dance:
     
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    Ask for "sauce on side". :ujj:
     
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    i don't get it. How much should you tip the chinese food delivery guy? :scratch:

    maybe i'm just old, but $2 sounds fine to me.

    Where's my two dollas?
     
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    Seven bucks?How much fucking food are you ordering?!
     
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    If I'm at work, I only tip $2-3 because its BedStuy, they are just happy you didn't shoot them and take the food.

    At home, I usually tip $5. Then throw him something for Xmas.
     
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    you work in Bed-Stuy? :shakey:

    I used to. what a shithole. never saw that spinning bullet proof glass thingie until I went into a chinese restaurant there.
     
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    Yea, one of my stores is in BedStuy. Realtors and us merchants try to advertise it as South Williamsburg, but its definitely BedStuy, I have the crackheads to prove it.
     
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    What kind of store do you have?
     
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    That one is mostly just second hand furniture and a little bit of vintage furniture. If we were actually in Williamsburg, the vintage stuff would go over huge, but in Bed Stuy, you only get a few stragglers off the J train, so there isn't as much demand for it.
     
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    lotsa used mattress stores around there :jj: expand into that market!
     
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    Haha...back in the late 70s and 80s, my uncle made a small fortune selling those rebuilt mattresses. I worked there on Saturdays and we would sell about 60-80 pieces in a day. I won't touch them now though. With the bedbug epidemic, you are asking for trouble selling any kind of 2nd hand bedding or upholstery.