Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Dec 3, 2010.
That's all I had for a tip for the chinese delivery guy tonight.
I fear spit/spunk in my next order.
At least you didn't stiff him. But just to be sure, pick up your next order and put a couple of bucks in the tip jar. Don't need any "special sauce" in your Dim Sum.
Years ago at a job I no longer have, I got up, left the break room to take a piss. When I returned, I took a drink of my coke, and it tasted funny. And the motherfuckers were giggling. I said Ok you fucks, I'm going to jerk off in your coffee cups. I said it could be a month or a year from now, but I'm gonna do it. It started a new tradition of washing coffee cups before each use with soap and hot water. I would sit there and tell them yea, you wash them out real good. I settled for taking a piss in each of their cars, right on the front seats.
I usually tip at least $7 but I was short today.
You getting extra lobster sauce in your next order.
Seriously, if you want to mend fences the next time you feel like eating that (assuming it's not far) show up in person to order. I'd say call for a pick up but i'd wanna watch 'em making it if I were you. When your order's ready explain how bad you felt about last time and leave a couple of bucks for the delivery guy.
Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
LMFAO!! That is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread. 'Better Off Dead' ftw.
Ask for "sauce on side".
i don't get it. How much should you tip the chinese food delivery guy?
maybe i'm just old, but $2 sounds fine to me.
Where's my two dollas?
Seven bucks?How much fucking food are you ordering?!
If I'm at work, I only tip $2-3 because its BedStuy, they are just happy you didn't shoot them and take the food.
At home, I usually tip $5. Then throw him something for Xmas.
you work in Bed-Stuy?
I used to. what a shithole. never saw that spinning bullet proof glass thingie until I went into a chinese restaurant there.
Yea, one of my stores is in BedStuy. Realtors and us merchants try to advertise it as South Williamsburg, but its definitely BedStuy, I have the crackheads to prove it.
What kind of store do you have?
That one is mostly just second hand furniture and a little bit of vintage furniture. If we were actually in Williamsburg, the vintage stuff would go over huge, but in Bed Stuy, you only get a few stragglers off the J train, so there isn't as much demand for it.
lotsa used mattress stores around there expand into that market!
Haha...back in the late 70s and 80s, my uncle made a small fortune selling those rebuilt mattresses. I worked there on Saturdays and we would sell about 60-80 pieces in a day. I won't touch them now though. With the bedbug epidemic, you are asking for trouble selling any kind of 2nd hand bedding or upholstery.