Two Dudes Show Their Cock & Balls to Jessica Biel

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    And why wouldn't they? She is so freekin' hot.

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  2. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Here's part of the interview. This sounds very much like the 'bag of black dildos' story. An attractive bland woman looking for something clever to say. I wonder how much she paid Howard?
    "We're in the spa, in the sauna and in walked two husky Austrian men…OK, I thought this is a little unusual but we're in Europe…I didn't really know what the protocol was," the Total Recall star said, noting she wore a bikini that day. "They drop their towels -- they are butt naked!

    "Older, husky men -- they were naked and I'm in the middle of them!" she said. "I look over and I realize, yes it is confirmed, there are balls on wood! Not just naked, but balls on wood Dave!
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Yeah, that sounds like something a publicist dreamed up.
     
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    boy she can really weave a tale that one..isnt timberlake supposed to actually be a smart/clever guy in real life? what does he see in her?
     
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    oh yeah, now i remember
     
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    I always rest my balls on the wood. where the fuck else are they supposed to rest?
     
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    She's hot but she would lose on 'I'm dumber than a Rock".
     
  9. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I don't like her face. Can I say that and not lose my mucho-macho status here?!?

    And that wooden, awful delivery of "not just naked, but balls on wood, Dave!".................:facepalm:

    What's she looking to be the new queen of comedy?!?

    She has a fantastic body, but that just ain't enough for me.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    With my luck, I'd get splinters.
     
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    I liked that same type of story a bit better back when Tori Spelling told it about however many years back on the Stern Show.

    I still remember it..and I'll never forget it. (..crazy is crazy and hot still remains..hot.)
     
  13. Robert Higgins

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    No way that panty waste Justin Timberlake is giving it to her good

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    I was shocked that she was the first guest on Letterman. Pete Townsened was second and he was far more interesting and entertaining. I think she is a butter face.
     
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    anybody got the old Elias gif of Beth's dildos flying in the air?
     
  16. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Seems like most women try that haircut she has there once, as if it will somehow magically look good on one of them. Should never be done unless they are hiding a third eye or some other mutation.
     
  17. IlluminatiJones

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    Damn! If that's true..............and I'm sure it is...................that's the real story here. There's Jagger. There's Richards. There's McCartney. There's Bowie. And I think Townsend's next. So the 5th-highest ranking member of rock 'n roll royalty takes a back seat to some 3rd-rate Hollywood whore that nobody will remember 10 years from now?!?

    :facepalm:

    moral of story: stay away from the little ones
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i was just going to say that!!!


    but i'm a female so i look at that type of thing.
     
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    id love to have jessica touch my balls and wood
     
  20. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    She may be half a retard with a buttaface but she just might have the finest ass in the world.

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