Two faced cat dies at 15 from cancer

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If Beth had this cat I wonder if she would post Instagram pics, take him on Rachel Ray and write a book about him

    This cat had two faces - but only nine lives.

    A feline named Frank and Louie after he was born with two faces, two mouths, two noses and three blue eyes has died at the age of 15.

    The Telegram of Worcester reports that 'Frankenlouie' died Thursday at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University in North Grafton.

    The cat's owner, Marty Stevens, said veterinarians believe the cause of death was cancer.

    Frank and Louie made it into the 2012 edition of Guinness World Records as the longest-surviving member of a group known as Janus cats, named for a Roman god with two faces.

    Janus cats almost never survive, and most have congenital defects.

    They usually only live a few days.

    A breeder brought the rare feline to Stevens, a vet nurse, to be euthanized in September of 1999.

    However Stevens, not believing the cat would survive, decided to take him home with her and care for him.

    She fed Frankenlouie using tubes in both mouths, soon realizing that only the 'Frank' side was connected to his esophagus.

    He did, however, eat enough for two.

    Stevens said her cat quickly developed a strong personality and loved to walk around her neighborhood in North Grafton.

    'He’s just so affectionate and sweet he usually wins people over,' she told The Telegram-Gazette in 2011.









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    The cat seemed mostly white, now I'm sad.
     
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    It is a vere cleature, kill it vith a vial of thlice blessed whores piss.
     
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    What?
     
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    Slim Whitman Active Member Banned User

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    Imagine sitting around all day staring at responses to your posts on your computer or tablet or whatever, and having to craft responses that sound like Dracula?

    Holy shit go outdoors.
     
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    What an awesome cat. If he was still alive, I'd give him a big.....


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    Vock you, chubby
     
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    Many moons ago a friend and I shared a s/n called Chinaman, it's title below was " head in crowds"..

    So I know your pain.
     
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    3rd thread about this??????
     
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    Cojoined at the head? Beth O would give it kittens and love for a "full recovery" miracoe:suicide: And then have Howard write a check to pay for a ghost writer, illustrator and printing company to document the miracoe with cartoons

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    both faces are grumpy
     
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    Ha. I think about this ever time I read one of his posts. Must be arduous trying to stay in character
     
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    Considering what a cheating, 2-faced whore she is, her adopting that cat would seem a natural fit.
     
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    These are the kind of cats Beth should be "helping". Ones that are ill or older or ones that are unlikely to get adopted. She chooses to get the kittens because they are cute. Those kittens don't need to be helped by her, they would get adopted instantly at the shelter. Fuck her she makes me so irritated.
     
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    Perhaps if that cat had "love and purpose", he would still be alive.
     
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    its first words 15 years ago.. kill me

    its last words... kill me
     
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    Vlad is not from around here.
     
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    With the added benefit of being in stereo.
     
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    Same goes for spending more than a decade crafting vague, cryptic posts that actually say nothing complete with annoying rhymes and music video clips on multiple web forums for more than a decade just to convince strangers that the poster has some inside info about Howard Stern.
     
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    At least Irish Havoc was able to use one of those online Ebonics generators. I don't think anyone has developed a faux Transylvanian version yet.