Please note, this is my entry to compete against Animal God and Diogenes in the writing contest. Squeets and Buick. I have no idea what prompted him to nickname this one kid Squeets, other than this kid was a little slow, but he called this other girl Buick because he said her face looked like the front end of a Buick. He would always say, "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!" when the kid walked in, and when he passed by the girl who looked like a Buick, he would say "BUICK!" in a funny tone. It was pretty neat, kind of like having that black guy from Police Academy in the classroom. Thank you.