Two funniest nicknames I ever heard in high school both given by same Mexican dude

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal In a gang VIP

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    Please note, this is my entry to compete against Animal God and Diogenes in the writing contest.

    Squeets and Buick.

    I have no idea what prompted him to nickname this one kid Squeets, other than this kid was a little slow, but he called this other girl Buick because he said her face looked like the front end of a Buick.

    He would always say, "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!" when the kid walked in, and when he passed by the girl who looked like a Buick, he would say "BUICK!" in a funny tone.

    It was pretty neat, kind of like having that black guy from Police Academy in the classroom.

    Thank you.
     
  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I was called casper due to my fair skin
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    hey come on thats funny
     
  4. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Its ok Squeets, he cant hurt you anymore. :eek:
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    My nickname was cheesecake. Lawls.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Pale skin.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    we used to call the principal, "Hitler"
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    so, it's basically AG v Dio now
     
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    too bad this is not the Special Olympics
     
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    touche