Two guys in my office are out sick with bronchitis

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I'm starting to feel that telltale scratchiness in my throat.

    Am I going to die?

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    killer thread, bro
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    5 star thread

    Would read again
     
  4. Gitfiddle

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    Please, man. This is serious.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    solid post, plz post moar
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    No, you'll just wish you were dead.
     
  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Well, fuck. Now I feel pressured. That totally stifles my creativity.
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I see a lot of spewtum in your future and I dont mean cum drip....Good day
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    Thank god, finally a real doctor weighs in.
     
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    your overt neediness is where you should be focusing your concern
     
  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    What should I do about that? Come on, guys, I need help on this.
     
  12. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    be glad it isn't pneumonia with pleurisy like I had
     
  15. Gitfiddle

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    I'm a dude. I don't have a pleurisy.
     
  16. Diogenes1

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    Pleurisy has breached the gender barrier. Chest tubes motherfucker!

    Kelly clamp the rib bone ...

    learn yourself here:

    [video=youtube_share;hQlt57AyQmg]http://youtu.be/hQlt57AyQmg[/video]
     
  17. Diogenes1

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    you can see all the chest fluid gush out here:

    [video=youtube;kEc8fn6ownc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEc8fn6ownc[/video]

    moral of story: bronchitis is pussy
     
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    Learn to be self sufficient .. and stop seeking approval/acceptance from others via claims of feinted illness
     
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    Did you get a flu shot?
     
  20. Gitfiddle

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    UPDATE: That scratchiness in my throat has definitely turned into something. Not sure if it's bronchitis or just a cold. Never had bronchitis so I don't know how it feels.

    Nothing too bad so far, just a little stuffiness, sore throat and body aches.

    Please pray for me.