Two kids steal beer and get shot.

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  1. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    ... And they stole watermelon.

    Shedders, have fun w this one!


    http://m.kirotv.com/videos/news/video-surveillance-images-show-stepbrothers-before/vDSjPh/



    OLYMPIA, Wash. - Surveillance video released Friday shows two beer theft suspects loitering around a local Safeway store before one of them tosses a case of beer at a store employee, sparking a police response that ended with both suspects being shot.

    The video, recorded by three different cameras posted at different positions at the store, first shows the two stepbrothers outside the front entrance of the grocery with their skateboards at about 12:45 a.m. Thursday. One of them appears to take a watermelon from a display and then they disappear from view for a few moments.

    The two, later identified as Andre Thompson, 24, and Bryson Chaplin, 21, of Olympia, then return. One of them, believed to be Thompson, is seen staggering and swinging his skateboard around before falling down. He gets up and they then enter the store after hanging around the entrance for a short time.

    About three minutes later, one of the suspects is seen walking rapidly through the store with a case of Corona beer. An employee then comes around the corner and says something to him.

    The suspect then tosses the beer toward the employee. The case strikes her on the hand then falls to the floor, and a puddle of beer foam oozes out from one or more broken bottles.

    The suspect is then seen running out the front entrance of the store. A moment afterward, the store employee is seen walking out the front entrance and making a call on her cell phone.

    The released video ends at that point and does not show officers responding to the store.
     
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    24 and 21 aren't kids. :coffee:
     
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    there's an andre

    but then there's a Bryson and a skateboard
    this one is a toughie


    and yeah
    those aren't kids
     
  5. babybear

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    guilty,assaulted the employee by throwing beer at her.
     
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    I'm wondering all these motherfuckers being shot ya think any 1 of them have health insurance.
     
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    If there isn't D' in front of the Andre...
     
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  10. Beefus and Wigward lies

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  11. Beefus and Wigward lies

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    I wish the skateboarders outside my office would steel some beer so the cops could shoot them.
     
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    for the purposes of this story, they are innocent babies just on the verge of adulthood.
     
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    we had a great place to skateboard where i worked. it was fun watching the security guys going after yet another group of kids on wheels.

    i'll bet if they shot a couple of them, the problem would have gone away.
     
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    If Obama had 2 sons they'd be them.
     
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    Even when A. Genius was that age he didn't feel like a 'kid'. What is this perpetual adolescence they keep creating? I know what it's about, but am I the only one who sees through this whoreshit?
     
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    If they're black the pics shown on tv will be from when they were kids.
     
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    I just put on cnn and they are not covering it. No way the perps are black. Cnn wastes no time igniting racial flames.
     
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    Mixed race?

    :dontknow:

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