Entertainment Two new species of dinosaurs found

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  1. LaserT

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    A new species of horned dinosaur has been unearthed by scientists in southern Utah.

    Remains of the animal, named Machairoceratops cronusi, suggest it was about 26 feet long, weighed two tons and ate plants. The first traces were found a decade ago in an area rich with the remains of centrosaurines — large-bodied, plant-eating dinosaurs that roamed North America and Asia 77 million years ago, during the Late Cretaceous period.

    The illustration above is an artist’s reconstruction of Machairoceratops. It shows the dinosaur’s neck shield with ominous-looking appendages anchored to the animal’s skull.
    http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/19/health/dinosaur-new-species-trnd/
    http://phys.org/news/2016-05-paleontologists-species-horned-dinosaur-southern.html


    Those are badass looking dinosaurs, especially the Machairoceratops. :badger:


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    Splashasaurus wut?
     
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    God sure went through a lot of trouble burying all these bones to throw off people from the fact that the Earth is 6,400 years old.
     
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    I'd have shit my loincloth if I saw one of those IRL
     
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    Can you imagine the dumps they probably took?
     
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    It's all a hoax. Adam and Eve were here first and their offspring had incestuous sex to produce all of us.

    Read the Bible genius!
     
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    Love this stuff. That's quite a head dressing on Barnie.
     
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    Dem dinosaur so ornery cause w/ dat big head and horns, he can't lay down and lick he junk.
     
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    It really is such cool stuff! So many more species out there that are undiscovered. Crazy
     
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    :eek:....:haha:
     
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    Cool as fuck
     
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    He sure did, amazed that got missed in the Old Testament.
     
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    Damn that's where the laser cannons and fire musta came out
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    :facepalm:
    Can you imagine how much money that idiot spent on those teeth to get them to look as phony as they do?
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    How come they never illustrate these dinosaurs with cock n balls?
     
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    FANDUAL