Two recent instances of Howard's delusions

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  1. someonelikeyou

    someonelikeyou Well-Known Member

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    I can't figure out if Howard is playing us, or truly clueless (I suspect it's the latter). Two recent examples I found rather ironic:

    - in wrap up discussions of his Birthday Show, Howard expressed disgust toward various wack packers who tried to call attention to themselves and disrupting the show. To paraphrase, Howard said something along the lines of, "these people are so insecure they can't let the attention be off of them for one second."

    See: Howard interrupting the first dance at the Kimmel wedding.

    - during a news piece on Oscar Pistorius, Robin pointed out that it was Valentine's Day, and Pistorius was viewing porn before shooting his girlfriend. Howard then ranted on and on about what kind of loser would be jerking off to porn when there was a hot blonde in his bed - on Valentine's Day no less.

    See: Howard checking out babysitter porn on YouPorn, pausing just long enough to print out a romantic e-coupon for some shoes as a romantic gesture for his wife.
     
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Howard spent months feasting on only almonds, cauliflower salads and semen in order to fit into his Varvatos tux. He should be excused for drawing attention to himself at Jimmy's wedding.
     
  3. BethSucks

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    The second one would require Beth to be in the same zip code as Howard, something that is rarely the case after 7PM.
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    And seriously, what dude loses weight for someone else's wedding?
     
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    Only a man that is convinced that more eyes will be on himself than on the bride.
     
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    I'm sure Beth has her own wing in each of his mansions. He probably doesn't know if she's home or out partying.
     
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    Of course he knows. How else is he supposed to sneak the male escorts in and out?
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    When howard is browsing babysitter porn I doubt that Beth is even home, she's likely at some manhattan nightclub with the girlfriends dancing with a bunch of good looking 30 somethings
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if Beth had her own wing in one of the residences Katle Lee got from Bill Joel (or bought with his money)

    I'd figure it highly likely that a 40 year old woman in her sexual prime (who likes to act 22) who is constantly out partying with attractive men her age (and not her emeciated 60 year old husband) has to be getting some dick from somewhere outside of her marriage. However she can't be doing this shit in public, rather there are likely some private get togethers at her friend's residences out of the public spotlight
     
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    A real man goes to Burger King beforehand, knowing that even if the food will be good, there won't be large portions.
     
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    Dude is a frail 60, he doesn't get excited as much anymore, when is the last time he said he had good sex or sex? He substitutes sex with romance friendly bullshit gestures hoping it can make up for the sex loss. Beth is dying for a good pounding and eventually might stray.
     
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    This I am convinced to be true...When Beth is on the town without the wigged fraud, Howard has hired a spy to watch and report on her to see if she is flirting with other guys...I would bet my life savings on that!!!!!
     
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    Molly probably puts on a good front because jimmy is friends with wiggy, and they don't have to see each other often, but I can't imagine she was not ripshit for the wedding "prank." Of all the times he chose to have a "look at me!" moment, he chose the bride/grooms first dance. Such an asshole move.
     
  14. Bye You!

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    You think so?

    I don't. Beth has no friends. And what good looking 30 year old would want to dance around with that flailing, gawky, over the hill tranny?

    I think she's off somewhere trying to insinuate her way into high society, getting high on white wine.
     
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    Are you forgetting about fellow gold digger and shitty tv show host Katie Lee?
     
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    Nope. I don't think she likes Beth. Plus, KL seems to have real friends.
     
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    Beth is a parasite and hard to get rid of.
     
  19. hey later

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    You know what...I completely can see him doing this. He's so neurotic and paranoid I would be surprised if it wasn't true.
     
  20. Mulletude

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    He's like Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny. He's gone over the edge and the staff tries to humor him. I don't listen to the HSS too much any more, BUT. Yesterday they played a couple of clips in tribute to the recently departed David Brenner. The problem is that ALL of the clips were Brenner talking about how talented Wiggy is. Gawd. I could not believe that they were not pranking.