Two sex questions Howard always asks

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by slats7, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    To a woman: Do you do anal?
    To a man: Have you ever had a gay experience?

    Face it: Fart Man is obsessed with butts.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    and doodie
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    and beer can cock.
    Gay and faggot.
     
  4. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    orgy? hash oil?
     
  5. Gay Howard

    Gay Howard New Member

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    Do you liked to be spanked is asked everytime.
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    and let's talk about the statement
    "her whole asshole hanging out..." what straight guy actually says that??
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I have never understood that statement :dontknow:
     
  8. Johnny B

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    I think your "whole asshole is hanging out" when you can actually see the hole? :dontknow:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I always think of this
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  10. Johnny B

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    Reminds me of the World's Largest Hemroid Contest..
     
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    I may need to seek professional help.
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ask if they have a two for one...I need to join you in that therapy....
     
  13. WholeAssholeOut

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    at what age did you start being sexual? you must have started fucking guys when you were like, 14, right?
    do you ever put on little outfits?
    are you fully shaved?
    do you ever bring women home? did you lick her vagine? no? was it because it was a little smelly?
     
  14. Johnny B

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    He always asks the condom question to married guests.. and when they say they just use other forms of birth control he thinks they are crazy.
     
  15. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Yes but he has made that comment over pics when just a little check was hanging out...or he thought they were dressed inapporpriately (meaning not the way Beth would look)
     
  16. Johnny B

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    Well, I assume he misspoke then.
     
  17. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    I can't imagine being married and having to use a condom. In the words of George Costanza, "Condoms are for single men."
     
  18. Johnny B

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    My cousin is married, doesn't want more kids and likes to cum in his wife so he got a vasectomy. He said it wasn't that bad, a little sore but it's not as scary as it seems. Now he can cum in her twat without having anymore brats.
     
  19. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    That's beautiful. You should write for Hallmark.
     
  20. Herc

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    He asks girls the black man question too . . .