two things for today:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by sickfeeling, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    One:
    I tried using NAIR on my hulking hairy frame and ended up just melting my hair.
    Now I have a very hairy body that but instead of wispy blonde I have have tangled melted nappy hair.
    I also now smell like a walking peroxide breathing asshole.

    Two:
    I want you to watch this video.
    Yeah, yeah, CP girl is funny LOLOMG.
    Ignore her, turn the music off if you want...
    What I want you to focus on is the girl holding the mic.
    I know this woman. I feel this woman. I am this woman.
    Yes.


    [video=youtube;80DXO7ad0UQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=80DXO7ad0UQ[/video]
     
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    1st thing: You put NAIR on your head?

    2nd thing: Ain't clickin.
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    you have to let the nair sit longer
    shit stings but that means its working
     
  5. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    well, everything but my head
    and my dangly thing

    Oh click play, you little virgin
     
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    i think i spread it out too thing and tried to do much at one time (i got the idea when I was taking a shit and tried it out out on my leg...)
    I'll probably try it again for the fuck of it.
     
  7. Thelonious Davis

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    [video=youtube;0D1xaIsfgoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D1xaIsfgoA[/video]
     
  8. MatthewT

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    cp? that looks like cp + tourette's + parkinson's
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It happens
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    remember when I had my little puppet? SHE SANG THAT SONG ONCE, TOO
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

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    otis was the original more funny chriza
     
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    good times good times
     
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    :jj:
     
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    what is he saying, Robin?
     
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    :goatse: ?
     
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    otis was funny?
     
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    yes
     
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    when he used to pose out in front of his confederate flag, all drunk and wobbly and swear his allegiance to the south?
     
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    That's better than any Phish song.