Two things that are absolutely true

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  1. gwartney

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    1. A great bartender is an extremely rare thing.

    2. The best music was mid sixties and seventies.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    I thought it was death and taxes.
     
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    3. Gwartney's at the bar again.
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    4. This thread sucks.
     
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  5. gwartney

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    How dare you???


    I left the bar 20 minutes ago.
     
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  6. gwartney

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    not as bad as your mom.
     
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    5. Gwartney got thrown out of a bar again.
     
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    Actually, she's pretty good. :ucoffee:
     
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  9. gwartney

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    Big Car show here June 3.
     
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    That's a Friday :fil:
     
  11. gwartney

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    I was close. June 4. But it starts at 5:00 so I can go even if I work.
     
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    I gave up on finding great bartenders years ago.

    Now I just look for ones with big boobs.
     
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    You know how good your mom is at sucking????
     
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    FTFY
     
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    6. EJ will come in gwartney's thread and passive aggressively "like" posts.
     
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    7. Freds has alerts turned off.
     
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    I have this great cartoon about a girl going to the orthodontist. I'll see if I can find it.
     
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    8. and he never sends texts to other message board "people."
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    nice! i owned a 65' and a 73'
     
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