U ever been @ the Dentist & think to yourslef that the hands that are now in ur mouth

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...were, just a few short hours hours ago, wiping a doody-soiled bunghole clean


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  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    I see you've started that Worst Poster of the Year - 2014 campaign a little early. Respect.
     
  3. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think mine wears latex gloves. :dontknow:
     
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    Phan uses the dentist at Walmart :coffee:
     
  5. Gitfiddle

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    :lol:
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I like to think that she just had her fingers buried in her moist merger regions. :yes:
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    back when I was a kid my dentist had some gnarly nasty breath
    you'd think a dentist would take care of that :dontknow:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I feel bad that they have to put their hands in filthy mouths all day. That would be like being a gynecologist or proctologist. You're just looking at sick stinky organs all day every day.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My old dentist's nose used to whistle all the time. I thank God he wore a mask so the dried boogies wouldn't go in my mouth.
     
  10. Gomez

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    maybe he had a deviated septum