News U.S. Government Releases TERRIFYING Fireworks Safety Video

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  1. dawg

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    I didn’t say it they did.

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    The Consumer Product Safety Commission just released the scariest film of the summer–their annual fireworks safety video.

    In case you were planning on leaning over fuses and using your hand as a launch pad this weekend, you may want to reconsider. The CPSC shows exactly what could happen–in very vivid crash dummy detail–if you don’t make safety a priority on the Fourth.

     
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    Start another thread.



    Please.
     
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    Thank you
     
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    That happened to my head once.
     
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    You know whats coming right? A ban on fireworks. You just know it. Or at least all the cool ones.
     
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    The cool ones are pretty much already banned, at least in California. I sometimes visit relatives up in Washington for the fourth, they have all the cool shit. I once launched a mortar firework and hit someone's kite. It was awesome.
     
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    Remember the ones you could flush down the toilet and they would still detonate? :jj:

    Blow toilet water everywhere and blow the lid off :jj:
     
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    The hell is wrong with you tonite?! :wtf:
     
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    Yep, I did that in middle school with a cherry bomb. It flooded the bathroom and the school shut it down for repairs for a week. Then I went too far and tried to do it again a month later. I was caught and suspended.
     
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    :lol:

    they were like 1/4 a stick of dynamite if i remember correctly :jj:
     
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    They have a big fireworks tent sent up in a Wally World parking lot down here...I strolled into it yeaterday to look at some of the shit and was floored at how expensive this stupid shit is. $14.95 for a 10 shot aerial display of some kind that probably lasts 30 seconds?....Fuck that
     
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    Thanks Obama for ruining the 4th.
     
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    Everything is banned in New York!
     
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    Not all the cool ones are banned. I bought one a few days ago called "Sir poops alot." It looks like a squatting/clenching dog, and when you light it, sparks and sounds come out of his ass.
     
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    I always hurt myself with those stupid ladyfingers.
     
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    I didn't see anything about wearing polyester clothing and keep a gasoline soaked rag in my pocket to clean my hands of the soot when I set off my fireworks, so it must be safe.
     
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    I stopped lighting off fire works when a fucking sparkler exploded in my hand and burned all the skin off my fingers
     
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    1. Rocket to raw egg
    2. Quick Match fuse connected to big explosive which destroys watermellon

    seems like the feds were more interested in exploding stuff than education but it works for me
     
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    A sparkler? Really? That's almost as bad getting hurt by a snake.
     
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