uber was off the hook today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    Big mike made some cash
    [​IMG]
     
    RenchFries, Nunz, Mack and 3 others like this.
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

    Reputations:
    8,812
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    210,784
    Likes Received:
    42,954
    Gonna get out of the used car industry?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    13,121
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    34,414
    Likes Received:
    12,464
    Who's Big Make?
     
  4. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

    Reputations:
    36,546
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    33,069
    Likes Received:
    63,682
    Awesome!!!

    2 Fridays before Xmas, I can imagine.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    Whats Big Make?
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    Did you get raped today?
     
    RenchFries likes this.
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    Fixed
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    31,956
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    142,607
    Likes Received:
    70,173
    Give any hot drunk chicks a ride?
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    Nice. I wasn't sure what you were talking about.
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    Yes one was smoking
     
    Ridic and BrulesRules like this.
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    What happens if someone pukes in your car? Can you pull over and whip the shit out of them, and still get paid?
     
    RenchFries likes this.
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    We get like 350
     
    Neesie likes this.
  13. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,854
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    18,707
    Likes Received:
    18,346
    Holiday party season. Make sure you are driving just about every evening next week. Drunken corporates everywhere.
     
  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    27,136
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    42,970
    Likes Received:
    33,092
    Is that what you made?

    More importantly did you jack?
     
    RenchFries likes this.
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    I did 9 or 10 runs today
     
    Ridic likes this.
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    No shit?

    You should cruise over, and I'll puke in your car every night. We can split the cash.
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    No jacking in a pro
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    21,615
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    79,800
    Likes Received:
    36,088
    Is it OK to smoke weed while you're working? Do people trip on that?
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

    Reputations:
    3,245
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    65,068
    Likes Received:
    12,016
    :dontknow:
     
  20. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    34,458
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    66,785
    Likes Received:
    67,324
    Mike did you show everyone the best tourist McDonald's drive ins?
     
    RenchFries likes this.