UFO Sighted Over Israel But The Jews Shot It Down

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  1. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;jnNnHQtZVj8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnNnHQtZVj8[/video]
     
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    Why do flying saucers never land on Jewish lawns?

    Because they would turn it over to see who made it.
     
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    We translated the book. It's a cookbook: To Serve ManischeWitz!
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...looks like it was a russian icbm according to the news report i read. damn it i want the little green guys to do a fly over.
     
  5. Gretsch Man

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  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Looks like a Skreed scout ship to me.
     
  7. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe someone thought it was a flying quarter?:dontknow:
     
  8. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Q: How many jews can you fit in a Targissian warship?

    A: About 4 in the command module and 6,000,000 in the captain's ashtray.
     
  9. usedtampon

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    It turned out to be a flying yarmulke. Some Jewish kid attached a motor to one as a science project.

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  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    Fixed.