Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Senator Rick, Jun 12, 2012.
Why do flying saucers never land on Jewish lawns?
Because they would turn it over to see who made it.
We translated the book. It's a cookbook: To Serve ManischeWitz!
...looks like it was a russian icbm according to the news report i read. damn it i want the little green guys to do a fly over.
Looks like a Skreed scout ship to me.
Maybe someone thought it was a flying quarter?
Q: How many jews can you fit in a Targissian warship?
A: About 4 in the command module and 6,000,000 in the captain's ashtray.
It turned out to be a flying yarmulke. Some Jewish kid attached a motor to one as a science project.