Ugggghhhhhh.......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by J Hi, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I've had TWO customers tell me today that their spouse's have just died.....the old man tells me the service for the wife is tomorrow, holds in his tears & leaves.....the old lady just left completely sobbing :( .....it's so awkward, I just don't know what to say, other than the standard "I'm so sorry" :dontknow: I mean really, what the hell do you say to a perfect stranger?
     
  2. boxers

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    weed store?
     
  3. boxers

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    Tell them you have your own troubles cuz Ganolfini died, too, and now there wont be a Sopranos flim
     
  4. wigtropolis

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    Tell them they have led a sinful life and this is what they get. Tell them they will see their spouse in hell very soon
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you should hook them up with each other
     
  6. J Hi

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    now there's an idea.....
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Customers do the same thing to me all the time. They also mention what surgeries they recently had. :suicide:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Ohhhhhhh you're lucky, I almost had you... :jj:
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    Thanks obama
     
  10. wigtropolis

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    Sell a lot of belts over their do you?

    If they were creative they could all hang themselves
     
  11. J Hi

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    Yes, that's another one....so creepy & uncomfortable.....
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    just say "karma"
     
  13. Markijuano

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    Funeral home business what'd you expect
     
  14. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Do a Jackie laugh
     
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    that sucks and i thought i was having a bad day....well bad weeks.
     
  16. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :giggle: I was like "WE'RE COMING OUT OF AN UPBEAT DAMN TEMPO & WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A DAMN DEAD DOG HERE!!!!"
     
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    Fuck them for telling you! :salute:
     
  18. J Hi

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    WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE TODAY??? I brought my bulldogs to work with me today....(I have a baby gate up so they can't go on the sales floor)....I'm standing behind the gate, the mailman goes to hand me the mail over the gate & big boy Buck charged the gate & damn near bit his hand off....UGGGGHHHH....scared the shit out of us :eek:.....Luckily my mailman is real cool but now a bit scared of bulldogs :(
     
  19. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I would be asking for any left over pain killers
     
  20. AmishGirl

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    If only ......