Ugh. My girlfriend has a tattoo of her ex on her ass, and I can't cum

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    We've been dating a couple of weeks, and fooling around for maybe a month, including sex.

    I knew she'd just got out of a pretty serious relationship with a guy she'd been with for about two years, and I'm the rebound relationship. And I'm OK with that. It's fun, and it's sex, and I was happy.

    But when we started fucking, if it wasn't in the car or breakroom, she always wanted to do it with the lights off. She made it sound like it was just a self-conscious thing and she didn't think she'd be able to get off if it was too bright. She's a little chubby. OK. That's normal. Whatevs.

    Last night we got really smashed at a Halloween party and came back to my place and fucked like normal, but it was late and she was drunk so she actually stayed over, and in the morning, I woke her up by eating her out, then fingering her, and after she came she told me it was my turn and asked me how I wanted it. I said, "Doggystyle," and she sort of bit her lip but turned over, and as I started to spread her asscheeks apart, I saw the name "Jeff," her recent ex.

    And it bothered me but I was really horny so I tried just to go for it and worry about it later except that my eyes kept straying from her butthole to that name.

    "Jeff."

    "Jeff."

    And even though she was moaning my name and talking about how big MY dick was, I couldn't help thinking about all the times she'd called out his name, and how fucking great he must have felt to look at his name on a chick's ass while he fucked her, and then I started to go soft, but I wasn't wearing a condom so I couldn't just fake it. I asked her to try to climb on top of me instead, but even sucking her tits, I thought, "Jeff."

    And so finally I just gave up and said it probably wasn't going to happen this time, made some excuse about the night before, so she got off, showered, I beat off discretely in the meantime, and then she left.

    I know I have no right to be bothered by it, but I really want to ask her when she'd going to get it scheduled to be taken off. Because I don't think I can have sex with her now without thinking about that fucking tattoo.
     
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  3. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    This should be PK's first kill
     
  4. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I never turn my boyfriend down for sex Why does he still jerk off
     
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    I almost got in a fight
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    ponderous what some people do for attention online. PK needs to kill this one
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    tick tock
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Bronies b4 Honies
     
  9. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    These 2 facts are not mutually exclusive.
     
  10. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    yup .
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    cum on the dude's name

    problem solved
     
  12. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Try fucking her pussy instead.
     
  13. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Bulking" is the biggest FUCKING mistake of my life. Im LITERALLY a FAT FUCK now
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    kill it NAZ
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    ghey
     
  16. MasterBlaster

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    Because he CAN.
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Can someone explain why the OP made a thread last week about how his/her husband jerks off to porn?

    Sally?
     
  18. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    Please don't harass me I'm having enough trouble fitting in as it is
     
  19. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    one thread your a chick , the next your a dude

    I hope your both so it's easier to go fuck yourself
     
  20. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    So put a towel over her ass.