Uh,,,Duh,,,,JD's Ridiculous Poem to Katey Perry....uhhuh

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BenBas, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :rolleye: Wow-we brilliant prose from JD?? Doubt it....who was his Cyrano ??
    who REALLY wrote such a stupid (7th grade level) poem??? JD or Benjy??

    Is that the best they can do??? :rolleye:

    ENUFF with the silly poem's Howard....you wore the bit out....
    ....the WORST EVER...was Stephanie's poem....that was such an embarrassment for this poor girl....

    Here's a poem for JD....

    Your poetry sucks,
    you stupid fuck


    thank you
    peace & love
     
  2. boomer1976

    boomer1976 Well-Known Member VIP

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    And # 3 for today. Have you ever had or been diagnosed with OCD?
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    "Win-Tah".......................
     
  4. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    JD isn't funny nor fun
     
  5. Jim Lahey

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    Watching paint dry is exponentially more interesting than anything about JD. Seriously.


    As bad as the current pseudo-packers are, listening to Fake Stutter Sheany try to explain why he should get welfare but everyone else is just a lazy bum would be radio gold compared to JD at his most interesting.
     
  6. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Another uber lame THSS bit with its origin ripped off directly from another source.

    1)the Marine who asked Mila Kunas out
    2) the geek who made the YouTube video begging Kate Upton to go out with him.

    this is what passes for original comedy on the "evolved" post-Beth era.
     
  7. PiggyMohammad

    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    Here's a poem for ya toots:
    Hickory Dickory Dock.
    My balls fell out of my jock.
    I laid them to rest
    On BenBas's chest
    And paddled her face with my cock.

    oooooh!

    [​IMG]
     
  8. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone actually believe any part of this JD / Katey Perry bullshit? It's about as real as that fake Broadway show they pretended to be workng on as an excuse for those lame songs they played and discussed for weeks. That's what happens when you have a bunch of untalented lazy people as your comedy writers instead of hiring professionals.
     
  9. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    JD has a better chance with tyler.
     
  10. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Truly, a new low. Not funny. About the only thing worse was the tasteless Jerry Sandusky bit. Ugh. What were they thinking?
     
  11. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Mutt will spend the entire hour of SFRT discussing this so he can avoid any topics that could offend Howard. Since his panelists always sound like a bunch of slow adults who wandered away from their group home, I'm sure they'll believe the whole thing is real.
     
  12. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    BB :hug: