Uh Oh, JD: Study reveals young Brooklyn women pickiest in the nation

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  1. Quite Frankly

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    http://nypost.com/2013/11/02/brooklyns-single-women-are-pickiest-in-the-nation/

    Imagine this nasty twat in the white shirt giving you the Heisman- as if you're chopped liver? Or the man-face in the red?

    (And forget about once the show goes to ISDN one day a week in 2016- JD will be the bum living by the dumpster behind the bar.)

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    Brooklyn women are the pickiest in the country, according to an online survey. But they say there’s a reason: the men.
    Dating site AYI.com analyzed nearly a half-million online dating interactions and found that, nationwide, Brooklyn women were the least likely to respond to messages from prospective lovers.

    “Brooklyn men don’t have enough confidence to just come up to you and ask you on a date,†complains Rosalie Ryan, 22, a Bushwick native, who recently closed her online-dating account because of the barrage of “stupid messages.â€

    “When they start [their messages] with ‘Baby’ or ‘Honey’ — never mind! Or ‘I like Latinas!’ Delete, delete, delete!†says Velasco. “Some guy said, ‘Hello, do you like sex?’ That’s the first thing he says to me!â€
    During one bad date, her suitor paid for a $2 slice of pizza with pocket change — and then asked her to cough up 50 cents to cover the balance.
    Men may have more luck in Miami, St. Louis or Las Vegas, all of which had high response rates.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Those two need a few hundred hot, thick, goopy loads of jizzum to the face. I'll go first.
     
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    I grew up in Brooklyn and only ever dated one Brooklyn guy.

    Those chicks may be on to something.

    "Do you know who I am?" Or "do you know who my father/uncle/cousin is?" are not great pick-up lines. And if you were someone, trust me, I'd know.
     
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    paging Bye You!
     
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    oh you didn't need paging!
     
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    :lol:

    I'm bored.

    The guy I dated was (GASP) an Italian from Bensonhurst. I have NO CLUE what I was thinking. :facepalm:

    But I learned that gravy=tomato sauce and gravy meats=meatballs and whatever else you put in the sauce.

    Goddamm, now I'm hungry for some bracciola. :buffet:
     
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    How big was his cock?:hehe:
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    So if JD even admitted that he lives in lowly Staten Island, a girl would turn her back on him immediately?

    There's about a trillion reasons why a woman would find him repulsive, but that's one that springs to mind.

    I'm thinking of Jon Favreau in Swingers, making a flailing attempt at approaching those girls at an LA party- and to rebuff him, she goes "What do you drive?"...
     
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    He lives in Coney Island. A baby step above Staten Island.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    is that a euphemism?
    a lot of different pictures come up when I google it.
     
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    It's a gravy meat. I think I spelled it right.

    Although lots if Italian men think they're packing some bracciola.
     
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    did you eat whatever they were talking about one time with Artie: gabba-ghoul ??? (no idea how to spell or what it was)
     
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    they also have the brownest hair in the nation.
     
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    Are there any whites left in Brooklyn? :dontknow:
     
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    Capicola. It's a kind of ham, I think. And they All call it gabbagool. Lol.
     
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    Yes, all the hipster douches are white and they have taken over the entire borough.

    Tried to lift some great YT clips from Do the Right Thing, but I can't find any good ones with the stupid shit the Italian guys said at Sal's pizzzzz-er-REE-YUH. "Who the fuck is Paul-er Abdul- she got big tits?"

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    Correction- it was Jungle Fever- Metacafe is messed up w/playback, but what a classic scene (can't embed):
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-f5RO4ut7mhbJmm/jungle_fever_1991_complaining_to_paulie/

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-f5RO4t77mh7m7/jungle_fever_1991_complaining_to_paulie_part_2/
     
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  19. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    There was an east-coast Italian family from New York that transplanted themselves here in the Pac. Northwest. Going to their house was like being in the middle of some wacky movie, it was fucking great. His fat dad was a cop and his mom wore the tackiest shit (this was the 80's so it was bad enough) and still does. And they'd all scream and curse at each other everyday. His dad would yell at my friend "Anthony you fuckin' asshole, I told you to take the stinkin' garbage out! What the fuck?!" His mom would scream back at his dad, also named Anthony "Anthony he's playing fucking Nintendo with his friend you cocksucker, take the garbage out ya' self you fat bastard. Little Anthony NEEDS FRIENDS!" I remember his mom whipped the shit out of my friend with this giant 80's fashion belt that served no other purpose but to wrap around your waist as an accessory. My friend was wailing and screaming and crying and running around the house telling his mom to "fuck off" while being chased. Good times.