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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stevie, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    All your childhood Happy Meal memories will be sullied in one go when you get acquainted with Mac Sabbath, a group of rather deranged McDonalds characters who exclusively perform fast-food themed Black Sabbath covers. They call it “drive thru metal”.



     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    “I called him light switch, because he can go from 0 to 80 in a hurry.”

    “When you see this guy with his shirt off, this guy is really put together.”

    “I call him on AC/DC back; every run is hard.”

    “I love to see big bodies bang.”

    “Look for anything here.”

    “This is where the Tampa Bay crowd has to make their two cents felt.”

    “Gerald McCoy showing his get off right here. Just a quick penetration.”

    “The Bears have more 3rd-and-8s, 3rd-and-10s than any other team in the league, I think.”

    “He is built like a fire hydrant.”

    On Kyle Vanden Bosch: “He eats glass for breakfast.”

    “The Jets have to walk the talk.”

    “I’ve learned a lot of four and five syllable words from Jaworski. I don’t even know if they’re real words.”

    “They have pummeled every quarterback they’ve seen. Some of this is rated R, I’d hate to show it to you back home.”

    “Watch him squirt through this hole and unload at contact.”

    “I don’t understand football anymore.”


    “I hate to get too excited about effort, but boy, it’s one of the things that excites me the most.”

    “Sanzenbacher, I love that name.”

    “I fell off my bed. I almost hit my head and died!”

    “That’s just the shredder right there, Jaws.”

    “Every day Brees comes to work, Payton stimulates him.”

    “You need LeBron James to cover this kid.”

    “Nate Solder is a joker deluxe.”

    “That might be the worst hat I’ve ever seen.”

    “I thought that was Wes Welker. Where does Bill Belichick find these guys?”


    “Can you imagine Blake Griffin rushing the passer, GOOD NIGHT!”

    “He stood in there like an old riverboat gambler and gunned that ball right on the money.

    “Pot Roast, I called him Pork Chop earlier. I put pork chops in my pot roast.”

    “Tebow is a rock ‘n’ roll legend.”

    “He’ll shuffle across the formation and shoot his gun, POW!”

    “This is a mysterious group of Rams, a lot of these guys just met each other.”

    During an argument with Jaworski: “That’s why there’s 31 flavors of ice cream.”

    “Go get some Skittles if you’re a young back and see what they do for you.”

    “These Skittles, I gotta find out what’s in these things.”

    “Get clearance to launch one to the missile Mike Wallace.”

    “If i’m an official and I go under the hood, I’m gonna say it’s close enough, give it to him.”

    “I call him road rage. He runs with a rage.”


    “Julio Jones is a 6′ 4″ stalion!!”

    “That’s our AC/DC loud and hard run right here.”

    “Flipped it like a volleyball.”

    “I’m dizzy.”
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Looks like she is about to faint

     
  7. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    it's not bad
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    What did the doctor tell you, Riley?
     
  9. ViolentDiarrhea

    ViolentDiarrhea Active Member

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    Eate me alive