Uhmmmmmmmmmmmm...Ok.

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

    “People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
     
  2. Shivvy

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    They were trying to pay for college. :no:
     
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  4. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Schmoopy is lurking
     
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  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You should have a one way ticket to hell if you were stupid enough to buy one of those.
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    It's great seeing the races getting together.
     
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  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I'm trying to figure out what the hell those marks are on his face.



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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    99 dollars is a pretty good deal
     
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    A white guy named Tito?
     
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    The guy looks like 1 of Schmoopy's bad gimps.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    This is what happens when you decide to empty the asylums to save money. Severe crazyitis on the street. Not good.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's no different than what churches do except at a church it's the priest who gets the wood.
     
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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How do you know they don't have the connection?
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fixed.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You have to get wood before you can give it.
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I still have my Riley Martin symbol.