News UK man masturbates to death

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    i guess it's not a bad way to go..

    Hospital worker 'masturbates himself to death while watching adult film'
    The incident happened at North Central Bronx Hospital
    A hospital worker was found naked in a chair after allegedly masturbating himself to death.

    The unnamed man's body was discovered in an isolated area of a New York City hospital.

    It is believed the man was fatally overcome by a heart attack while pleasuring himself to a porn video on a laptop, according to local reports.

    It happened at the North Central Bronx Hospital where someone stumbled upon the body slumped in a chair with the screen nearby playing adult scenes.

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    Read more: Playstation pervert caught pleasuring himself over games console in front of stunned shoppers

    Police say it was clear he had been pleasuring himself at the time of death.

    Sources report a colleague found the 48-year-old man on Tuesday morning at the hospital.

    Read more: Man 'found performing sex act on beach' tells cops: 'My girlfriend is out of town and I miss her'

    He was naked and appeared to be pleasuring himself at the time of his death, the sources said.

    Police said no foul play was suspected and the hospital has not made a comment.
     
  2. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    link?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    he came and went at the same time..
     
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    They have a North Central Bronx in the UK?
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    :pray: He died doing what he loved...:jerk:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Did he get one last splooge in? ..I Hope so.
     
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    Apparently the porn he was watching really was "killer stuff".
     
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    :jj:

    Funny story, but I hate these stupid headlines.

    It's like when they say "snow storm death toll rises to seven" and then you find out it was a bunch of old folks suffering heart attacks while shoveling their driveway.
     
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    Too bad there isn't a pic of the gent. You could have chopped Schmurtle in it, with a Matt Hughes porn scene in the back round.
     
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    Gives "Busted a Nut" a whole new meaning.
     
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    This is the worst fear for men, laying there dead with a stiffy and the porn you like on display :jj:
     
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    That happened to me once.
     
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    That about sums it up for me. Add a half empty bottle of Canadian Springs, and an ashtray full of cigarette Butts. :facepalm:
     
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    What's white and flies across the sky?

    The coming of the lord!
     
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    Why I lived in San Francisco, my roommate worked in a porn store on 5th and mission.

    One night when closing, he found a dead guy in a booth.

    It turned out to be the book reviewer for the SF chronicle.

    My buddy said the cops on the scene took the dead guys cash out of his wallet.
     
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    I think I came close as a teenager several times.