Um, how do you cook chicken?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    I'm about to throw some boneless/skinless chicken breast on the grill.

    This is just one of those "sear" foods, isn't it? Just give it a light cooking. Pink on the inside is good, right?
     
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    Try it raw.
     
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    Low flame and cook long time. Sprinkle some Mrs. Dash on it for seasoning if you want. Takes a lot longer to cook than a burger.
     
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    Sal Monella told me pink is OK
     
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    Whoa. Wait a minute. I don't think you're supposed to eat it raw. :wtf:
     
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    :bigthink:

    Hmmnnn.

    I was more expecting 'high heat, 15 minutes, turn, 15 more minutes.

    I think I can make that work. I'm hungry.
     
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    that's a steak, david

    try that with chicken and you'll pay
     
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    actually... High heat for 30 mins?

    that's a burnt shoe
     
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    Sear the damn thing maybe 5-6 minutes per side (assuming the breast is around 1" thick) usually gets me pretty to to 160 degrees in the thick section.
     
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    If I put the chicken right on the part where the propane flame comes out of, will that make it cook faster?
     
  11. Stevie

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    Some whore I used tah bang nevuh washed tha chicken she consumed...





    Gross.
     
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    Give it a shot but it don't cook like beef and will probably be raw in the middle.
     
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    Yes, food does cook quicker under a flame as opposed to leaving it in the freezer.
     
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    depends on thickness...srs....cook that shit through....or you will pay
     
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    I read somewhere that over 40% of raw chicken has salminella (sp?)
     
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    Wait....wut? Wash? Lol, I didn't wash no chicken. :c

    I'm going to cook the fuck out of this chicken, motherfuckers. I'm dialing 911 right now, and issuing an advisory.
     
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    They are actually saying it does little good to wash your bird before cooking.
     
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    wrap in tinfoil and microwave for 2 minutes.

    add a squeeze of lemon if you're into that.
     
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    i just leave it in the morning sun. by evening, it's ready to consume.
     
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    really light cooking but make sure there is no blood inside the meat before you take it off the heat