ummmm BYE-YOU?

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  1. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split


    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dentist-pulls-her-ex-boyfriend-teeth-split-210829769.html


    If you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person with whom you just broke up.

    A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.

    "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."

    Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.

    "I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said.

    "She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said.

    "I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional."

    Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.

    "And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said.

    Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.



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  2. MatthewT

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    Polish dentist :scared:
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Monk's a dead man...
     
  4. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    I thought of Monk and Bye You right away when I read this story. Monkey better treat her extra nice!
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Makes it easier for him to give a gum job.
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I'm surprised no one's said it yet..
     
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    bye you is a dentist :dontknow:
     
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    what, better toothless than dickless?
     
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    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Going out with Monk is like pulling teeth? :dontknow:
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    we're trying to figure out how Naz thinks :facepalm:
     
  11. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Considering the dental hygene I've seen in eastern Europe, it's probably an improvement.
     
  13. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    sounds like she tapped them out with a pencil eraser
     
  14. nserafini

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    A polack walks into a dentists' office .....
     
  15. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    They all look like the brush their teeth with a Snickers bar.
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    This thread was already done several days ago. :coffee:
     
  17. JWC

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    Slow news day
     
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    My girl told me about this story and was laughing. ​I looked at her like :weird:
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    JWC

    :cheer:
     
  20. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    :hat: