Umpire takes tip to nuts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, May 8, 2015.

  1. Shithead

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    That's payback for Pearl Harbor bitch!
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Korea bombed Pearl Harbor?......We need to apologize to the Japs now
     
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    Korea, Japan. What's the difference. We should bomb all those rice eating bastards back to the Stone Age, who's with me?
     
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    "I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
    Justin Beiber
     
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    Korea, Japan? You're both fucking nuts.

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    As someone with In-Laws in Tokyo, please, by all means, bomb away.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town Banned User

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    This ump looks like he's taken one in the vital regions before:

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    That's the stance umps are taught these days...
     
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    I like the white guy standing there looking on, couldn't make it in the USA huh?
     
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    As long as you don't hold their porn against them, Koreans and Japs are some of the most civilized people in the world. Much better places we should be bombing.
     
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    Yeah but he gets all the slanty vag he can handle.
     
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    :jj: :jj: Check this guy out at the 0:39 second mark.

    You can just tell he's all but saying, "Umm, but I'm not that kind of doctor, Jim". :jj:

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    shoulda wore his cup
     
  14. SouthernListen

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    Here's a tip. Use one of those big protective pads.
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    They wear something similar under their shirts. The junk isn't protected.
     
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    LOL thats a good 1:flag:
     
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    That had to a direct hit. lol
     
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    I'd go for the model that covers the junk, inside or out. When I played I remember they were basically standing behind a shield. You never know when a kid is going to step too far back and whack you with the bat.
     
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    I umpire college ball and anything below. This guy is majorly out of position. Umpires are trained to stay in the "slot" which is between the batter and catcher. He is on the opposite side in what we call the danger zone. He must have had a brain fart or was trying to get a better view of the plate because the batter was so inside. Either way, he won't be making that mistake again.
     
  20. scoobyla

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    why do u guys all have different strike zones? seems dumb

    if theres a play at the plate and it seems like hes out but a cloud of dust blocked your view, do u gotta call safe?