Howard jebedia Stern was born in NY in 1953 to a working class synagogue going Jewish family. His father ran a brothel catering to polish immigrants and his mom was an early user of crack. The young stern was born with both male and female genetelia and after a long period of reflection and prayer his suffering parents decided not to throw him in the Hudson River and kept him. early on it was obvious his love of anything to do with sword play and swallowing would eventually lead him to a life of corn- holing. Alarmed his long sufering parents decided to try and make him more macho y signing him up in the youth wing of the jewish defense league where he was quickly black listed and later expelled for asking all the other boys how big their cocks were and if he could measure them for accuracy. More chapters soon.