Unauthorized-Stern-biography- Chapter II by-Tired (parody)

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Chapter II; the high school years

    Now in his teens stern became the constant victim of black on white crime and sexual assault by the disenfranchised negroes in his high school. The assaults mostly happened after stern would invariably ask a young Mandingo at random how big his cock was, which invariably lead to a swift pummeling of young stern that would only end after stern had smoked black pole to completion.

    And though there have been rumors of a few scattered female conquest at this time in exchange for drugs these have never really been proven and it is this reporters contention that most of his early sexual relations, conquest and such revolved around an unhealthy love of beer can size thick cock.

    Please come back to read our next exciting chapter on stern - the college years, or as they were better described by some now deceased witnesses, stern sucks cock at Boston college years.
     
  2. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    good thing you have "parody" in the thread title.
     
  3. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Maybe gp2's song wasn't so bad after all?
     
  4. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  5. pontius pilot

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    [video=youtube;i28UEoLXVFQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ[/video]

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  6. ryanv1978

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    just let me know when you get to the part with the chin implant
     
  7. KShow

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    Stern fanfiction? :facepalm:
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Other than the bad writing, spelling errors, incorrect grammar and the lame content, I love it.
     
  9. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    say what you may but by sterns own accounts parody or not I am not that far off the truth