Unauthorized-Stern-biography- Chapter III by-Tired (parody)

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  1. tired

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    Chapter 3; The College Years.

    Because Old Man Stern was to cheap to drive him to boston, Howard had to learn how to service truck drivers of the fly in exchange for a ride to Boston College. Once at Boston College howard wasted no time asking the random jocks and big men on campus how big their cocks were and if he could measure them for his scrapbook.

    It was here while openly practicing transvestism that he met the beautiful, sweet and love of his first life Allison. (Pre-Ralph) After she showed him her boobs, stern decided to make his mom proud and marry this young beautiful woman also a member of the tribe. His father old man stern could not have been happier since he suspected the young howard was a closeted homosexual with a specific interest in beer can sized thick cock after stumbling into the younger sterns porno mags under his bed that peculiarly seem to be all pictures of beer can sized thick cocks.

    It was also at this time that Howard decided to combine his love of beer can sized thick cock with his other great love radio. He would spend the next 30 plus years of his life on the radio asking that very important question of his guest, staff and listeners. Also wondering or some say day dreaming about the cock sizes of the people he could not personally ask this stern-centric question.


    Dont miss the exciting upcoming Chapter IV. Howard meets Ralph. or I suck you, you suck me, and we do it all under the guise of I am your stylist Chapter.

    other exciting chapters to come; chapter 8 ; i dont like blow jobs robin or why get one when i could be giving one!

    and chapert 6 ; Howard meets a small town bukake model and makes her mrs stern no2.

    Unauthorized-Stern-biography (Parody) all rights reserved whomever the fuck wants them.
     
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    Your writing is so bad I couldn't get past the first sentence.
     
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    :artiejj: idiot
     
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    There really is no hope for today's youth. :facepalm:
     
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    That adds a whole new meaning to the word Fireman
     
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    Those make me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. :hilarious:
     
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    ouch. no love?
     
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    Dude just stop
     
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