I don't even remember if he was nominated, but he shoulda won it. Cocksucker makes good threads and he always says funny shit in other people's threads. Plus you know that if he met @HAL in real life he would straighten that kid the fuck out. Congrats, Uncle Dollas; you're the people's champion.
Vhere is you title OH ZATS LIGHT I TOOK ZE VOCKING ZING EEN A LANDZLIDE!! No more mod plotection vor you.
You know I love you, Mr. D., but you better keep bringing the funny and not take it for granted now that you are Poster of the Year. There are expectations that come with that title ya know?
Never been nominated because only douche clicky hipster wannabees are involved. I let the fact that my threads are all 500 to a 1000 pages with a 100k or more page views do all my talking bro. I'm The All time greatest poster ever.