uncle junior helps me get laid

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i'm like 16 and this girl is really rattling my chain...

    uncle junior pulls me aside and says:

    "tell her you love her"



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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    You play any golf last weekend?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    no i didn't
     
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    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    must be nice.. i have to wait till april. but even then itll be a muddy mess.
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Too bad. Did you check out the tournament at Torrey Pines?
     
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    KOAM This is ponderous man, fucking ponderous! 2010 OG VIP

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    Is his last name Munson?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i used to go when tiger was playing....

    wait
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    everybody wants to fuck my avatar
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Most of my uncles were/are out of control lushes.

    So..
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    uncle junior is right
     
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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    My uncle Jerry was the best though, he lived in Huntington Beach right off of Bolsa Chica.

    He was always hilarious as hell and loved that first Cars album so much.
     
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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Also he fed me booze constantly when I was like 13.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    explains a lot
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    I don't see a line forming.
     
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    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    lol mine did too
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you want
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    we all like the hips wide
     
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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    108799% fACT!
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    pass this on to your son