Uncle Phils Power Pot Roast Slow Cook Wednesday

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    First get yourself a big old hunk of meat...make sure it says "roast" somewhere on the label or else you are doing it wrong. This roast is about 4.5 lbs.

    You're gonna want to salt and pepper it, coat with flour and then sear on all sides...something like this. :smile:

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    I already have a question. Why do you sear it before dropping it into the oven or slow cooker?
     
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    Flavor .... w/o searing it it tastes like shit ( if you ask me )
     
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    Break out the crock pot and throw in a medium onion, diced, 4 cloves of garlic, minced, 3 stalks of celery, chopped and 4 carrots, cut. Remaining ingredients are simple...can of diced tomatoes and a container of beef stock and some spices TBD later.


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    Needs red wine. And bay leaves.
     
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    Sonofa...I keep forgetting to get wine. Here it is with all the veggies and bay leaves.


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    :facepalm: Bay leaves are NOT a garnish.
     
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    not only are you my uncle, you're my molester uncle
     
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    All I added for spices was salt, pepper, bay leaves and thyme. I have a fuck ton of spices, but the longer I cook it seems that less is more.

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    Top it all off with the beef stock and this bad boy will be fall apart deeeelicious by 6pm...I started it at 10 am btw. I plan on making a fuck ton of mashed potaters to go with it.


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    you for got the mother fucking little red poedadoes :facepalm: ya cheep jew
     
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    You don't need that many bay leaves. One or two at the most would suffice.
     
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    The meat should go in by itself fuck all that other shit
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I will be liking any and all post ITT. :grad:
     
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