Uncle Phil's Saturday Beef Stroganoff Blowout Spectacular! *PICS*

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  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I started cooking as soon as the worst band in the history of shitty bands took the stage at the MIA @Philadelphia show streaming on tidal...

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    Rhianna is on right now... :wub:

    http://tidal.com/us/mia

    Any of you faggots make a "stroking off" joke and I'll bust your jaw for ya! :mad:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Beef Stroganoff is one of my favorites.

    Don't fuck this up Phil.
     
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    I love beef stroganoff. I can't believe that more restaurants don't serve it.
     
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    Hamburger helper?
     
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    The pressure is mounting, phil.
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    First you got to cut up a shitload of steak and season with some s&p. I used flank steak because that what I had...it turned out super tender and delicious, so don't sass me.

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    He's gonna fuck it up... :facepalm:
     
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    I've eaten my share of that stuff.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Oh, he will.
     
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    That's how I'd make mine :dontknow:
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    sodiumz
     
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    This will turn out delicious.
     
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    Don't fuck this up, Phillip.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Trow the beef in a bowl with some red wine and let it marinade for a while. How long? As long as it takes to get the other shit going, that's how long.

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    I dunno. I have faith in our Phil when it comes to the kitchen.
     
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    I wouldn't be happy if I got that bite in the lower left with all the fat on it.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Next thing you want to do is assemble most of your ingredients and take a pic of them for a bunch of faggots on the internet. This is key. :grad:

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    Flank steak? No. That was your first mistake. First of many, I'm sure.
     
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    It may taste good, but it'll look like shit spackled on a plate.
     
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    Anything with more ingredients than a whiskey on the rocks is literally a recipe for disaster in his kitchen.