***Uncle Phil's Stuffed, Rolled, Fried And Baked Chicken Breast Spectacular***

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    First, you have to beat your meat into submission...it helps if you pretend that it owes you money. Add a little S&P.

    And, yes...I trimmed that fat off the one in the middle you picky bastids!


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    Goddamn it, why the fuck do we always have to see the raw food?!!
     
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    Next yer gonna want to get your stuffing mixture ready. This is an awesome mixture of spinach, cream cheese, bacon and shredded parm/reg cheese.

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    Yummy!!
     
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    i hope its riggianno parmesan
     
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    I know it traumatizes you to see food before it processed, cooked and wrapped up in plastic and cardboard, Dave... :rolleyes:
     
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    You get fucked by ONE black guy and they never let you forget it...
     
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    Damn that's a lot of food for one guy.
     
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    Load the breastesses up with your stuffing and roll them bitches up like a big, fat doobie. I used toothpicks to keep them closed up nice and tight like stuffed breastesses should be. :boobs:

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    Next step is to get yer bread crumb coating assembly line going. 2 eggs, scrambled and my secret home made bread crumbs. I toasted 2 slices of potato bread and grinded them up in the food processor with salt, pepper, onion and garlic powder and some Italian seasoning. Store bought bread crumbs are for losers.

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    Dredge in the egg and roll that shit in the bread crumbs until nicely coated. Fuck yeah...I had a chubby at this point in the process.

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    I don't get it.

    Where is the woman that does all this? Why aren't we seeing pictures of the woman?
     
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    Looks fuckin great dude
     
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    do you ever bake brownies?
     
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    In my pants. :smile:
     
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    Per usual...everybody who posts ITT get a like from your host. :grad:
     
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    :cheer:

    You like me, you really do!!
     
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    they looked good and then you added the bread crumbs

    mmmmmmmmm.....
     
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    Looks great so far... simple too. Even I may try this one
     
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