Uncle Phil's Sunday Night Shrimp/Chicken/Chorizo Paella Blowout Spectacular! *PICS*

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  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Let's get this show on the road! I don't want to hear Jack or Shit from you foodie faggots about how this isn't :quote:authentic:quote: or not...I checked out 4-5 different recipes and made this shit the way I wanted to.

    Now sit back and relax...I gots many pics to post and many drinks to make tonight. :c



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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Aw shit!

    Here we go.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Phil's up.
     
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    Might be good...
     
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    In a medium bowl, mix together 2 tablespoons olive oil, paprika, oregano, and salt and pepper. Stir in chicken pieces to coat. Cover, and refrigerate. Trim off the excess fat first, you fat asses!


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  6. Phil McKrakin

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    Mix it all up...HOLY SHIT WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT FUCKING KNIFE!!!! :rolleyes:


    @Bro


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  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Get yer residual ingredients all ready so you don't look like an asshole running around the kitchen like a damn chicken with it's head cut off trying to play catch-up. :nooo:

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    Goddamn Phillip. :fil:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Phil's a faggot. That's why he's blown out.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Looks like I took a lot of pics of those damn shallots and red peppers... :bigthink


    Fuck it...I need a drink.

    brb


    :buhbye:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Those raw shrimp look very gray and kinda beige @FtM
     
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    Way to keep the turds in the shrimps Phil
     
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    I peeled and de-veined them you cock smoker! :fil:
     
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    Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a large skillet or paella pan over medium heat. Stir in garlic, red pepper flakes, and rice. Cook, stirring, to coat rice with oil, about 3 minutes. Stir in saffron threads, bay leaf, parsley, chicken stock, and lemon zest. Bring to a boil, cover, and reduce heat to medium low. Simmer 20 minutes.

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    No way man those shrimps are full of shit

    I can see it
     
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    I fried that shit up a bit before I added the rest of the ingredients...Like a BOSS! :pimp:

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    That's just their tiger stripes, faggot face! :flip:
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Phil-- you left the shit in the shrimp?

    That's fuckin' nasty, Phil.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You should've seen the "tiger stripe" I dropped this morning.