Uncle Tater's Safety Tip of the Day!

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :grad:No matter how much of a hurry you are in, do NOT clean your ears with a Q-tip and brush your teeth at the same time.:nono:

    This, has been 'Uncle Tater's Safety Tip of the Day':grad:

    See you tomorrow! :hw:
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    i use a Q-Tip to clean the spaces between my teeth.

    then i floss away any cotton that may have been caught between my gums.

    then i use another Q-Tip to dab away any blood caused by the flossing.
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    :gtfo:
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Change thread title to "Spuds" tia :hat:
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Tater® > Spuds







    Tater® is a registered trademark of Teh Vyb Corporation, LLC. All rights reserved.
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That will be 3 cents please :hat:

    Spuds©
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I see what you did there. 3 cents will probably buy beachfront in Roatan. :bigthink
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Payback Hacker© did that :ghp:
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :grad: When at a social gathering in a rural area, take the extra time to note the locations of any and all electric fences in the area. This is crucial information to have when the desperate need to relieve oneself comes along, especially after some hard core drinking. :booze: Being electrocuted through a stream of urine isn't funny and it isn't fun(For the person being electrocuted, everyone else will surely find it hilarious).

    This has been 'Uncle Tater's Safety Tip of the Day'. :grad:

    See you tomorrow! :hw:
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I waited for you



    ...and waited



    ...and waited.


    :crying: