Under what situations does Jesus protect you?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I just don't know anymore. :facepalm:
     
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    Jesus cut my grass when my mower was broken last year
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    There is no Jesus.
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    One time, Jesus protected me when I was banging a married lady (against my better judgement), and her husband never found out. :dontknow:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Jesus keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses from coming to my door!!!
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    He seems to be very concerned with sporting events and rap awards. :dontknow:
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:

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  9. newcastlefan

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    None: obviously he allows all sorts of trash to constantly advance.