Undertakers ?

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  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    do you think they fondle the bodies ?

    i mean dead humans have been around for a long time all around the world

    i bet it happened once or twice when no one was looking
     
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    Great thread, ya dip
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    is everyone at this site an asshole ?
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    just remember, that was the demise of sfn

    if that's the case, just change the name to whereassholeshangout.net right now
     
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    I said it was good
     
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  7. DryOatmeal

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    but you called me a dip

    i don't know what that means but it sounds bad
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    pretty much
     
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  10. DryOatmeal

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    i'm kinda into assholes so to speak
     
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    It's not so bad
     
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    necro- something it's called.. I dunno I need to wiki it.
     
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    necrofeelyaup
     
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    I prolly would if the corpse had big tittays
     
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    what makes one decide to be a undertaker ?
     
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    i think most of them are born into the family business
     
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    before or after embalming
     
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    that makes sense, i know when i was a kid and if i said i wanted to work on dead bodies my pop and i would have had a talk .
     
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    I'm not totally sure but I think getting a raging boner when around a corpse is a good start.
     
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  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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