Underwater Photographer Gets Caught In Whale's Poopnado

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    Now he knows how Dr. Roni felt like, that weekend she spent w/ Robin and Judith Reagan.
     
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    Reason 1,947 I don't swim in the ocean.
     
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    The whale itself is catching major shrapnel.
     
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    That whale is smiling. It knew exactly what it was doing.
     
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    The current sate of the HSS
     
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    “At first, it seemed like a regular bowel movement… sperm whales are often seen defecating, especially while diving, so we didn’t think much of it initially. It pointed itself down, but then, rather than continuing its dive, it remained at the surface, continuing the bowel movement for a startling length of time,” Keri explained....Instead, the whale bobbed up and down, spun around in circles, and waved poop in every direction for several minutes while 4 of us in the water sat back and watched!”
     
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    Clearly, he ate some bad clams.....:giggle:
     
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    They are swimming in poop and every manner of decomposing marine life, and yet people have yelled at me for taking my dog on the beach....
     
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    We should have @Deee write us letters to say our dogs are emotional comfort animals, then they will never bother u again
     
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    I love it.

    @Deee I have $6,000 in sports book cash with your name on it for such an official letter.
     
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    Hahaha I will add my sports cash and the promise that we will rep the shit out of you!
     
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    “When I tell people this story, the first thing that they think is ‘wasn’t that horrible?!.’ And my answer has always been ‘Not at all!’ I’ve experienced lots of interesting natural phenomenon underwater, all over the world, but this was is near the top of the list! As long as you didn’t take your mask off, you couldn’t really smell anything (taste is another matter…), and as soon as it started happening, I knew it was an extremely unusual occurrence. It was a very exciting event to see unfold underwater – despite the fact that it essentially boils down to a whale throwing sh** at us,” he shared.

    Call me crazy, but it sounds a little like a bestiality scat fetish!
     
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    Doodie - hheh hehh heh....:) *beavis and butthead
     
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    I thought Robin couldnt swim???
     
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    @SomerSky @Alisonsbankacct I gotta slam a coffee (or 3), then I shall compose right here on Dawg's what my lawyer husband calls a "nastygram" (NOT a letter :)
    No reps or sportscash required, if you lovely ladies are ultimately satisfied. my sliding scale on Dawg's is based on 1) being funny, 2) being relatively kind, and 3) being completely fucking filthy and silly, sometimes simultaneously.
     
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