Pittsburgh -- A local kindergarten class was visited today by an unlikely guest: an unemployed implied-nude model. The eyebrow-raising visitor, who at the height of her short career posed in see-through nighties, pajamas and bra tops, and did implied-nude photo shoots for high-circulation men's magazines, now resorts to posting implied-nude photos on her various social media accounts. Above: Not the kind of show and tell parents are used to. "We are thrilled to have this Pittsburgh native as a guest speaker," the school's principal said, snapping photos with his smartphone, and clutching an August 2004 copy of FHM to be autographed. The implied-nude model has a history of charming principals. "During my suspension from high school, my principal came to visit me everyday. He even brought me lunch," she laughs. The implied-nude model gifted the entire class with a free copy of the book that she, along with the generous help of a real writer, released last holiday season. Although sales were poor, a sequel is planned for release next month. Above: Photos of the students were immediately posted on the social media accounts of the implied-nude model, where they join pictures of cats and half-dressed photos of the Pittsburgh native -- sometimes within the same shot. The implied-nude model explained to the students that this was possible due to her wealthy and influential older husband. To illustrate their 18-year difference in age, she told the students to picture themselves marrying their 24-year-old teacher, which elicited horrified groans from the children. The guest then boasted that she'd cheated on every boyfriend she'd ever had until she met her celebrity husband. A Role Model "When I grow up, I want to be just like her," said one impressed six-year old. "She doesn't have to work, she gets to play with kittens all day, and she's rich." "She gives me the confidence to become a writer," said classmate Angelo, also six. "When I grow up, I want to be rich and famous so I can marry someone just like her."