News Unemployed Implied-Nude Model Visits Kindergarten Class

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    Pittsburgh -- A local kindergarten class was visited today by an unlikely guest: an unemployed implied-nude model.

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    The eyebrow-raising visitor, who at the height of her short career posed in see-through nighties, pajamas and bra tops, and did implied-nude photo shoots for high-circulation men's magazines, now resorts to posting implied-nude photos on her various social media accounts.

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    Above: Not the kind of show and tell parents are used to.

    "We are thrilled to have this Pittsburgh native as a guest speaker," the school's principal said, snapping photos with his smartphone, and clutching an August 2004 copy of FHM to be autographed. The implied-nude model has a history of charming principals. "During my suspension from high school, my principal came to visit me everyday. He even brought me lunch," she laughs.

    The implied-nude model gifted the entire class with a free copy of the book that she, along with the generous help of a real writer, released last holiday season. Although sales were poor, a sequel is planned for release next month.

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    Above: Photos of the students were immediately posted on the social media accounts of the implied-nude model, where they join pictures of cats and half-dressed photos of the Pittsburgh native -- sometimes within the same shot.

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    The implied-nude model explained to the students that this was possible due to her wealthy and influential older husband. To illustrate their 18-year difference in age, she told the students to picture themselves marrying their 24-year-old teacher, which elicited horrified groans from the children. The guest then boasted that she'd cheated on every boyfriend she'd ever had until she met her celebrity husband.


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    "When I grow up, I want to be just like her," said one impressed six-year old. "She doesn't have to work, she gets to play with kittens all day, and she's rich."

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    "She gives me the confidence to become a writer," said classmate Angelo, also six.

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    "When I grow up, I want to be rich and famous so I can marry someone just like her."
     
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    Mommy....what's a "whore"?
     
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    I would yank my kid from that class.
     
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    If she had kids she'd be reading to cats.
     
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    Poor man's Kardashian. Wow. Just wow.
     
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    All smiles with her arm wrapped around a pederast. That B/W beach photo shocks me everytime. How did anyone think that was attractive at all? How was it not immediately disposed of. Those fucking man-hands are insane.
     
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    Is she on the payroll of the Stupid Hat Manufacturers Association?
     
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    Dat dere pelvis.
     
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    That was beautifully done, man.
     
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    That fuckin' hat again !
     
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    Funny it see's a "model" when it looks at itself. I see a harsh looking masculine thing. Far too short for runway. Jawline is really bad. Shoebox head. And those tits!. Worst cleavage ever.

    Mooooose will regret not having a child of its own. Like its female enough to even have one.ha-ha



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    You are freakin' brilliant!!!!
    I wish I could rep you eleventy billion!
     
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    One more

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    The hat hides alot. Mooooose is a heavy bleach weave with paint between the foils. It uses Hi lift. Mooooose ain't a blonde. But when you start going grey and your wearing extensions and especially that length....you see everything.
    Mooooose is doing what it does best....hiding.

    No way that monster is a smidge taller than 5'8". Photos short and fat with a heavy chin, too big a mouth and stumpy
    Masculine body with bad implants....


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    OMG. This is child abuse. Seriously, what idiot approved her to come into the classroom ?
     
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    Holy fuckin' shit! :spit:

    I'm gonna piss my pants. :jj: :cwl:

    That @eliasbboy is a damn genius!!
     
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