unexpected pleasures

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    A nice gust of wind blew all the leaves in my yard onto pat and stans yard

    Got any?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Somebody turned off the laundry room light other than me
     
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    Two beers left in the 12pack when you think you're grabbing your last one.
     
  4. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    The one night a week my sheets are Downey fresh when I crawl into bed
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Kids report card had some B's for a change
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Taking a huge shit and ghost wiping.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    sorry man hate to ruin the thread flow...what's ghost wiping?
     
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    Putting your hands into the pockets of a jacket you haven't worn for months and finding money.
     
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    Nothing on the TP. I check for progress. :smile:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I found a 20$ in the laundromat dryer last week. :cool:
     
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    I thought we were out of bacon yesterday but we weren't and I had some. I'm easily thrilled.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Check out girl makes a $15.00 mistake
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol...yikes
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Mother in-law had a heart attack and died
     
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    Drink 3 beers at the bar and when you settle your tab they only charge you for two.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Cheated on my wife and have never been caught
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I had a check out girl give me change for $40 when I gave her $4
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    The pleasure is all yours
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    oh hell yeah.. i was a happy girl that day.
     
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    Everybody in my area had already raked their leaves up. What the hell sip.