Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, Mar 24, 2012.
A nice gust of wind blew all the leaves in my yard onto pat and stans yard
Somebody turned off the laundry room light other than me
Two beers left in the 12pack when you think you're grabbing your last one.
The one night a week my sheets are Downey fresh when I crawl into bed
Kids report card had some B's for a change
Taking a huge shit and ghost wiping.
sorry man hate to ruin the thread flow...what's ghost wiping?
Putting your hands into the pockets of a jacket you haven't worn for months and finding money.
Nothing on the TP. I check for progress.
I found a 20$ in the laundromat dryer last week.
I thought we were out of bacon yesterday but we weren't and I had some. I'm easily thrilled.
Check out girl makes a $15.00 mistake
Mother in-law had a heart attack and died
Drink 3 beers at the bar and when you settle your tab they only charge you for two.
Cheated on my wife and have never been caught
I had a check out girl give me change for $40 when I gave her $4
The pleasure is all yours
oh hell yeah.. i was a happy girl that day.
Everybody in my area had already raked their leaves up. What the hell sip.