Unfortunate Truth About Life: When a Girl Says That You're "Sweet"...

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    ...there is no way that she will ever fuck you.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Girls say my dick is sweet when it's in their mouths.
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member VIP

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    if you work at it long enough there is an outside chance of a pity fuck.
     
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    Try a rail of coke on the head of your dick
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    They call you sweet just to get ahead in line. CUNTS
     
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    Unless she says your cum tastes sweet, you're fucked (not literally)
     
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    Never phases me, I explain its the pineapple in my protein smoothie :cool:
     
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