Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsZygote, Oct 24, 2012.
Vapid cunt of a wife
Unhappy life is right. Why else does she always leave Howard alone at night after dinner.
She is miserable and cant stand being around him. He gets uglier by the day right in front of her eyes.
Bet she doesnt even know what the bedroom looks like cuz she never spends any time in there.
I need more peanut butter for the cats.
Sorry, doesn't really rhyme. I'm no Emily Stern.
She's too busy hanging out in her "Girl Cave" with the lighted shoe racks & her whorey wedding dress in a display case.
lol they don't eat dinner, let alone together
Notice how much howard has been complaining lately? How hes so angry?
And how he's telling Will he and the Mrs. need to go to marriage counseling? Hmmmmmm.
Projecting much Howard? I think so!
It's odd that he admitts to not feeling the desire to jerk off but never mentioned it was because he is getting good sex.
Was there any doubt this would happen? She's younger (not necessarily young) with no children (just pets) and a husband who would rather sit at home than go out on the town.
I disagree with you guys regarding Beth being unhappy. I think she is happy as hell. She got, mostly, what she wanted so far in life. She married rich, lives in the Hamptons, doesn't have to "work", etc, etc, etc.
Would she have liked to have had an attractive age-appropriate husband? Sure. Would she have liked to have had a child? Sure.
But being set for life financially, and then some, was always more important to her.
wait... did beth said shes unhappy? haha
not even robin says shes unhappy and her uterus is sitting in a jar and shes bed bound.
Does Beth even have the brain-capacity to be unhappy or depressed?
I honestly believe this: Beth's unhappiness is very shallow. She'll see a shelter dog or cat and be reeeeeal sad but then gets over it by getting a new shiny object or focusing her attention on getting one animal adopted, etc. She has the capacity to be sad just as a 14 year old girl has the capacity to be sad. She's able to shake it very easily with very elementary things.
Something new and shiny generally does the trick.
I've said it before and will say it again, my beef with Beth went away the day I realized her development arrested sometime in high school. She's not evil, she's not vicious. She's simply a 14 year old girl in a 40 year old woman's body.
Unhappy wife, unhappy life.
This. Today, Howard was talking about going on a vacation last Christmas break, during the Katy Sagal interview, and said that he basically forced Beth to leave Parrot Bay (or wherever) because there were "ants" all over the place (Katy corrected him and said they were probably gnats, since Howard said they were flying everywhere).
Somehow, Beth is getting him to go to Mexico (of all places) where it is GUARANTEED that he will be a miserable sod because all of the abject poverty, bugs, and anti-Hamptons crowd he is sure to experience (unless he's hanging with that Mexican mega millionaire, Carlos Slim)...
Who knows, maybe Slim will hire Howard to do THSS on that Mexican radio station in Tijuana like Wolfman Jack did back in the day!
She's not likable ...
...there are plenty of private communities in mexico that are for wealthy people. maybe hes going to hang with jessie ventura so he'll feel safe.
they're probably going to cabo with all the other hollywood has-beens(which is like the mexican side of california). there are a few posh resorts and they'll probably meetup with bestbuds jimmy kimmoe and his fiance.
She couldn't have the mentality of a 14-year-old and be a cunt? All 14-year-old girls are saints?
Beth is completely evil and vicious. The princess lifestyle only placates her. She's gone from overwhelmed and grateful to demanding. And if the demands ain't met, look the fuck out!!!
A decent woman makes it to Gary's dad's wake/funeral, as well as gets Howard to go to Richard's wedding.
And nobody but a bitch could talk like that.
She gives herself away a little more with each dumb, cunty thing that comes out of her mouth.
Does Emily's bush look like Howard's wig? She seems like the hairy hippie type.