Unlike Stern, Honesty HERE! How many girls have you banged?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Best Real number. Full intercourse! 32
     
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    imgod700 New Member Banned User

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    I'm 45 been married since I was 22 and only had sex with my wife. But when I went to Michigan university and got 80 blowjobs
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    Should we count whores too?
     
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    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    11. been married too long.
     
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    Tans Lover Active Member

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    Whore's included the numbers will be too many to count between trips to Costa Rica and the German sex clubs.
     
  6. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    less then 100 but I was married twice so that slowed me down
     
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    4 for me
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Too few. Wish I could bang more but the ball and chain won't let me.
     
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    tired Well-Known Member

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    my number does include whores. 32 - 5 (whores) = 27 non pro
     
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    'bout three fiddy!
     
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    Got married at 30 so had some time to play around some first. Full intercourse, I'm going to say 6 or 7, but some of those lasted a while. The hottest one was a Latina coworker who was 14 years older than me. She was a fucking pistol - real 38D's, totally shaved and could suck like you wouldn't believe. She'd had her tubes tied in her late 30s so there was almost no chance of knocking her up. It's been almost 20 years since I've seen her but she's still fapping material.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hundreds, and only 7 whores. :) Funny that the whores were some of the best though.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Totally!! They are PROS.

    It's a scientific fact that almost half of all women are sexually dysfunctional. Then cut out the old, the ugly, and the crazy from what's left, and you're lucky to have 5% non-whores worth fucking. :jj:
     
  14. Hank Douglas

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    five... I'm only 21 so I figure that's not too shabby. one of them made my penis ill though, my stream has never been the same.