WTF Unusual Things With Your Significant Other

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  1. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    I'll start it by telling one of mine.

    I've mentioned before that I dated a woman who never said no to anything I suggested. Well one time I had this "bright" idea and went to a supermarket and bought a candy thermometer, turkey baster and a jar of butterscotch ice cream topping. The next time we were together I told her I wanted to fill her with the butterscotch, then have oral sex with her on top.

    Here's how it went. I inserted the candy thermometer into her vagina to find out the internal temperature. I didn't want the topping to be too cold or hot when I put it in. I then heated the topping to within 10 degrees of her internal temperature. I then filled the baster completely, including the bulb at the top with the topping, inserted the baster several inches into her vagina and squeezed the bulb and withdrew it. I did this 3 times to be sure she was pretty full. Then she got on top and I had an interesting time. After a few minutes, I had her get on her back and we made love in the missionary position.

    After a few minutes of this we again got in position for oral and finished each other that way. Makes for a pleasant memory. Afterward, it was into the shower to clean up. We did this a couple of times more over the time we dated.

    I also like chocolate ice cream topping, but decided not to do it with oral sex for obvious reasons.

    We did a couple more times and it was always fun.
    We did a couple more times and it was always fun.
     
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    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

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    Very creative & sounds like fun!
     
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    In before this is hoochied!
     
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    Racist. :shitcoffee:
     
  5. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    My girlfriend and I worked at a kitchen supply store where a weird dude used to come in and buy turkey basters and dessert toppings. We thought it was odd, but never said anything. The next week there was a story in the paper about a woman dropped at the emergency room with a severly burned vagina covered in piping hot butterscotch.
     
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    Get married, that shit will end pretty quickly.
     
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    One time he washed the dishes and picked up the dry cleaning and I pumped my own gas.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Food in the vagina causes NASTY infections........Don't ask.............
     
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    In Jackie voice:
    "Hey, whats the difference between your wife and your job?"
    "After 5 years, your job still sucks!"

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    This is why I never accept free butterscotch sundaes.
     
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    That's what I've heard, sugar in the pussy causes problems, no syrups, no lollipops, etc. Causes yeast infections, and other things. I love the taste of pussy, I don't need any condiments on mine.
     
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    Dumbest idea ever. That no doubt caused an awful infection.
     
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    This story is as gay as Pussah taking it up the ass. The fuck why you wasted your time with this candy bullshit. Ooooooooooooo you am so creative
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Pussy temp is obviously 98.6 duh. I hope you bought some monostat with that caramel.
     
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    I dont want my pussy tasting like food ,i want it to taste like pussy.The same goes for beer ,i dont want some flavored fruity shit
     
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    Today that pussy tastes like candy.

    In a couple of days it will taste like freshly baked bread.
     
  19. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    You put sugar down there?!?! Did she get a nasty yeast infection from that??? That's a HUGE no-no and as I woman, I would have expected her to know not to do that. Bad idea...BAD IDEA!
     
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  20. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    I guess my thinking the reason was obvious was wrong. My comment was not racist, I was not thinking of skin color.