UPDATE: Latest developments.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Snort, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    As you probably know, I've decided to call off work today. Long story short, I am lazy. Haven't called off since 2012.

    Here's the update: I'm going to my favorite store: Gamestop. I will buy at least five games, four of which I'll probably never try.

    This has been your Snort update.

    Thank you. And god bless America.
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Who are you?
     
  3. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    I am Chris. I live in the Chicagoland area. I'm 39 years old and am a physical therapist. :)
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Snort has spoken. :nojj:
     
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  5. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    :stalker:
     
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  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

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    OH great just what we need, another male nurse. :facepalm:
     
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    Lets be friends
     
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    My name is Cheryl and I think I'm your daughter
     
  9. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    Nurse? Boy are you a dumbfuck. I'm actually a DPT bitch. Doctor of physical therapy :flip:
     
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  10. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    How have you been? I've missed you.
     
  11. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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  12. Thelonious Davis

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    Oh great you have the attitude of the other male nurse too.
     
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  13. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    The male nurses at my place are smashing all the hot chicks there.... allegedly.
     
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  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So, if you called in today, what happens to the people who had appointments with you?
     
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  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Sounds good :up:
     
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    ever physically therapize any hot bitches?
     
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    One question...


    Why did you call off today?
     
  18. Mike

    Mike Secretary of Shirt Colors VIP

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    What's wrong?
     
  19. LonghornJ

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    Here's where Stevie acts all proud for not being hungover because he can't handle his liquor
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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