UPDATE: Latest developments.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Snort, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    As you probably know, I've decided to call off work today. Long story short, I am lazy. Haven't called off since 2012.

    Here's the update: I'm going to my favorite store: Gamestop. I will buy at least five games, four of which I'll probably never try.

    This has been your Snort update.

    Thank you. And god bless America.
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Who are you?
     
  3. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    I am Chris. I live in the Chicagoland area. I'm 39 years old and am a physical therapist. :)
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Snort has spoken. :nojj:
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    :stalker:
     
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  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    OH great just what we need, another male nurse. :facepalm:
     
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    Lets be friends
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    My name is Cheryl and I think I'm your daughter
     
  9. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    Nurse? Boy are you a dumbfuck. I'm actually a DPT bitch. Doctor of physical therapy :flip:
     
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  10. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    How have you been? I've missed you.
     
  11. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Oh great you have the attitude of the other male nurse too.
     
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  13. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    The male nurses at my place are smashing all the hot chicks there.... allegedly.
     
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  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So, if you called in today, what happens to the people who had appointments with you?
     
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  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Sounds good :up:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    ever physically therapize any hot bitches?
     
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  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    One question...


    Why did you call off today?
     
  18. Mike

    Mike Yeah Gold

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    What's wrong?
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Here's where Stevie acts all proud for not being hungover because he can't handle his liquor
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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