Sports Update on John Cena's Injury/Recovery

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  1. Devil's Backbone

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    The 15-time World Heavyweight Champion continues to improve from his shoulder surgery and is hitting the gym harder than ever to get back in the ring for the fans.



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  2. Sleep

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    He's doing fine, he hit me up the other day for workout tips.

    He's ready to go to the next level.
     
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    This is a giant load off my mind.
     
  4. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Tread lightly...
     
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    Wwwhhheeewww.....now I an get some sleep tonight.
     
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    He is a perfect specimen of a human but there is something "off" about him...
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

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    Get lost, butt-head.
     
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    Love him!!!
     
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  10. SlinkyNeckStern

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    I was wondering how John was doing. A young lad, I'd say about six or seven years old asked me recently "mista swinky, will I eva see John Cena again?" and it was with deep sadness I had to look at this brave boy and say "I don't know."

    I can't thank you enough for giving me this update. I can't wait to see this youngsters face light up when I give him the news!
     
  11. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    I think it's time for a heel turn. There's no room on the roster for 2 top babyfaces that everyone hates.
     
  13. Biff DiBiase

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    Cena needs to come back and light someone on fire. Needs to be a heel. Like ltd.
     
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    That brand is like four bucks a can. I've never had it.
     
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    @Devil's Backbone Do you think John was ready to give up and then saw the heroic return of Dan Engler and found inspiration?
     
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    Would you do him?

    And would you do him?
     
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    Hurry up and answer my god damned question! These pants are off.
     
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    It's the nose isn't it....
     
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    That would actually be edgy/entertaining, so there's no way it happens.