WTF Update pics! Got wisdom teeth pulled today.. Pain Scale???

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Look at this shit! I cannot do all the fun things I enjoy doing with my mouth for days! (yapping, eating :))What can I expect on the pain scale?

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  2. SlinkyNeckStern

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    if your dentist does it right, you should not feel it till about half way through sleep. then you will be diving for the percocets and tequila.
     
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    dibs on the oxycodone you don't use!!
     
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    I had this done in high school, when I woke up felt great and went out drinking. I got what they call a dry socket, way painful, point is go home and watch movies
     
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    PS if you can get some morphine its worth him grabbing a boob
     
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    The dentist literally takes a sterile pair of channel locking pliers and rips them out of your head. @Bye You! will back me up on this.
     
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    You're probably going under. Be grateful you'll only have to deal with the pain after waking up and you can get all drugged out.

    In the military, I had all 4 of mine taken out at once with only local anesthesia. Spanish Inquisition torture victims cringed at what I went through.
     
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    you wont need that percodan, so Ill take that
     
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  11. Jayla

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    I still have mine. But I've been around ppl who've had them extracted and the drugs seem to take care of the pain. Is your oral surgeon Jewish? I have found Jewish Drs/dentists are really generous with post surgery pain meds. :)
     
  12. Bye You!

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    that's how i do it :dontknow:
     
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    Two of my sons had theirs out and both only needed Advil and Tylenol 3s at bedtime for a couple nights. They were prescribed the strong drugs but didn't need them. Just rest, and follow the doctors orders and you'll be fine. :)
     
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    The best part--the Percoset
    The worst part--no solid food for 5 days
     
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    Well maybe not you personally but the guy I paid $1200 did.
     
  16. Jayla

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    I don't think I've ever said this, but NIGGA PLEASE. Waaaa. It hurt to get my teeth pulled. You should try having a baby. :) Doesn't matter if the kid is cut or squeezed out, pain and usually a lot if it is involved.
     
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    There is no pain at all. I was out dancing the same night, don't let people scare you.
     
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    You should've had your mouth on his dick 24/7, human centipede style, to help him get through it.
     
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    Enjoy the norco!
    I went in and asked for mine to be pulled just to get some pills. Fucking dentist realized I had them pulled 15 years ago.
     
  20. Abner Devereaux

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    The important thing to remember is that whatever pain you feel exaggerate the f*** out of it....it's a small price to pay for the scripts of pain killers.